Media in a Diaper World

[PaddedWarriorPrince]

Some random thoughts on some stuff that might pop up in media in a world were everyone is in diapers.

 

 

Dragon Knights

 

(A late 80s fantasy cartoon, think The Black Cauldron and Gummi Bears for animation style. Power Rangers/ Sailor Moon style transforming heroes who save the kingdom from the Monster of the Week.)

 

Princess Celdria smiles as she gets out of her classic four poster bed. She is wearing a pale pink nightgown that reaches just past her hips. She stretches, first up, revealing her wet overnight diaper, (a modern disposable with fantasy designs, anachronistic but Pampers and Disney have had a partnership for decades. The show would go on to be popular enough that the major characters personal designs would be put on the market with the release of Season 2) then to the side, then bending with a few soft grunts. Her diaper expanding past her nightgown.

 

“Pee You, Princess Poopy Pants!” a voice sounds out from her window. Pan to the Scout Master's son, Helvin standing just outside, smirking and leaning on her windowsill.

 

Celdria rolls her eyes, sniffs, and walks over, before pushing him over into a hay bale. His tunic flies up, revealing His own messy diaper. “I just woke up, what's your excuse?” before stalking off

 

“Hey, wait up Princess!” He bounds through the window. “I thought we could hang out today, you'll be so busy this week with your 19th birthday celebrations you'll hardly be able to see my handsome mug!”

 

“It's a good thing my first stop was the royal changing rooms, then.” She mutters under her breath, before opening the door.

 

Outside is her bodyguard, guardswoman Pelia, dressed casually in light leather armor, and a studded leather diaper cover, based on the sag it was just slightly damp, poised to knock, “Oh, Your Highness, I was wondering if you would like to take a picnic near the forest ruins, I rather enjoyed our one last month, and you will be so busy over the next few days… Oh, hello Ruffian.” 

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Pamper Peekage Plagues Peldrani

 

(Late Night with Megan Clark, after hit fantasy show ‘Wings of Pazori’ has their ‘Starbucks Moment’, a waistband peek of a modern diaper from one of the stars)

 

MC: “Christina Peldrani, one of the stars of hit show ‘Wings of Pazori’ joins us after a peek of her Pampers on the show caused a massive stir in the fan base, Christina, glad to have you on the show.”

 

CP: “Mortified to be here Megan, lol.”

 

MC: “So, is Duchess Morvia secretly a time and dimension traveler, getting her diapers from our time and going back to save Covenios?”

 

CP: “Ugh, no. So we had just got done filming this incredible fight scene, took maybe 12 takes, and I was wearing the standard cloth ‘battle diaper’ costume as were a lot of other characters and extras, went through 3 of those over the takes myself, I think. I knew this meeting scene would only take 2 or 3 takes, and didn't want to give the costume team more laundry, and Pampers have much better odor protection than the cloth costume diapers, so I put on my Pampers. Well I was right, 3 takes, but on my second take my scabbard hit my chair when I did that whole big speech thing. They were nice, wicker chairs and we didn't notice it had knocked out one of the wicker loops or whatever they are, and when I sat down after the speech in the third take that loop caught on my top, just enough for that waistband peek. That scene had no CGI, so the editors only briefly went over it, and happened to miss it. I can tell you it will not be happening again.”

 

MC: “Editors working night and day to make sure no more modern things get through?”

 

CP: “And we are now under contract to be wearing a cloth costume diaper any day we are filming, laundry charged to the studio of course.” She says, pulling her dress up a bit, showing off her costume diaper.

 

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Late Night with Megan Clark logo flashes across the screen, before scenes from a new Horror Movie start playing on screen.

 

A changing table shot, laying down from the back a young woman, 19 or early 20s, is getting her soaked diaper changed by a young man about the same age on a picnic table. “Tim, is this really safe? That creep could still be out there, we shouldn't have gone so far from the others.” She says, squirming.

 

“Oh yes, the Masked Machete Man. Calm down, babe. We are perfectly safe, it was probably just a scarecrow.” He holds up her absolute sodden diaper he had just removed, “Certainly scared the heck out of… Guh…” he was cut off by the machete now sticking out of his chest, woman screams and scrambles off the table as he topples onto it, running away on a shot of her bare butt.

 

Same woman stands, a large stick held as a club in front of her, confronting Slasher. Slasher slices through club with no effort, but also the rope they didn't notice apparently attached to it. Woman smirks, falls on her still bare ass as a puddle spreads around her, a large log swinging over her head to smash into the Slashers chest, knocking them back into a tree.

 

Cut to Studio with Megan and Actress, Mina Farmer, star of Blades Bare

 

MC: So, Mina, that last scene brings the question, did you really go diaperless for most of the filming of Blades Bare, or was there some CG or costumeing trick, keeping you safely padded?”

 

MF: laughs, “I totally went diaperless, I was a bit worried at first, but Mark (Director Mark Calvin) brought up that you wouldn't see any more than you would from a public change, like you see on a beach or in a park every day. After I got over that it was super easy, though by dog rules I think I own the park we filmed in lol! I think the hardest thing was when my character was supposed to be scared and pee. In a diaper, there are a few devices that can simulate going if you don't happen to have to at the time, either a controlled liquid dye pack, or that expanding device, but for that last shot they just had me chug two bottles of water and hope, lol.”

 

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Tv Tropes: Changer Danger

 

When a character leaves their group for a private change, running into the villain in the process. In a comedic work the villain may also be in search of a private change, and they both change before awkwardly leaving, avoiding eye contact. Most more serious works have the villain use this opportunity to injure or kidnap the unfortunate character in need of a change.

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Western Animation

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Scooby-Doo: 

Daphne: Oh gods Daphne. Girl, you want in Fred's Pamps, let the man change you! You can tell you are about at the middle of a classic episode when her diaper yellows and/ or expands, you have maybe 2 minutes before she is captured splitting off for a private change. They've all known each other for years, how is she still Change Shy?

Shaggy: With the amount, and quality, that man eats, he should need a change at least once an episode, and the stench of his dirty diapers should bring the villains right to his hiding place, but this only happened twice, Twice, in the original series, with the amount of times being able to be counted on your hands in each other series.

Velma: with how shy Velma is in everything else, you would think her Change Shyness would rival Daphne's, but Velma has no problem changing around the team or asking side characters to change her. She has only been captured five times during a change across the franchise! Most times by foolishly falling for the civilian identity of the villain.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Wieh "everyone in diapers" disposables would be out of the question. Too much waste that would be measured in "mountains", and manufacturing could not keep up with the turnover of billions of single-use items. Also, too expensive for what you get back. Also too much risk of spreading diseases like e coli and cholera through the water table. Even re-cycling could not take out the tremendous amounts of waste, nor would people wish to bear the expense of such when re-usable, simpler alternatives would be available. More likely, such would not have enve come into being or, if attempted, would have failed to attain widespread use. There are better uses for money and resourves

Also, a realistic view of royalty would resemble more THE CROWN than the delusions of a 19 yearo old hormone-maddened male. I would not wish to be a princess for anything. You have no life of your own

[snazzy]

This is a really fun concept! I like it a lot. I'd be really interested in seeing more like this!

[PaddedWarriorPrince]

I understand princesses were mostly pretty things to be bargained for power and marriages, but I am in no way trying to be realistic with that one. It is meant to be a cartoon, a Disney one at that, where princesses can be awesome warriors. As to the disposables, yah you're probably right, but that would be a pain in laundry that would make people invent potty training, and we can't have that.