I Am Sooo Pathetic.... How Pathetic ARE you?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I am so pathetic that the porch pirates leave stuff on My porch -- Including a new security camera

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I am so pathetic that when I went for a triple bypass, they gave me a fourth one at no cost

[MegaChar]

Is this some kind yo moma joke?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

No, more like Johnny Carson "How...is it?" and "I don't get no respect: No respect at all"

 

[pantypaul69]

2 hours ago, Little Christine said:

I am so pathetic that when I went for a triple bypass, they gave me a fourth one at no cost

Same here 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I am so pathetic that when I signed up for LIef-LOck, they say "who would bother to steal YOUR identity?"

[astrodiaper]

I’m so pathetic that the funeral was willing to take me as a walk in. 

[Pamperbum_uk]

I'm so pathetic, I am not quite empathetic...