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[Sunshine2585]

I was just listening to Sugababes and remembered this from their 'Just Don't Need This' song.

They way I'm feeling now is mental

The problem first starts in your dental

[Sunshine2585]

Sorry to double post, but I was just listening to this song and had to post it. It is from Red Nose Day in 1997. It's by Tony Ferrino (who I assume is a Steve Coogan character) and Bjork.

Tony Ferrino (and Bjork or Kim Wilde) - "Short Term Affair"

F:

It's a short term affair

You are my children's au pair

But I just couldn't bear

F & B:

To keep my hands off you

B:

I was barely eighteen

What you did was obscene

But to me it felt clean

F & B:

What else was I to do?

F:

The memory still lingers

You cooking the kids fish fingers

And ironing

B:

Each morning you come down

In your paisley dressing gown

then you'd sing and this yearning started for a

short term affair

F:

No intention to stray

B:

I was caught in your snare

F:

But my wife was away

B:

You were so debonair

F:

So I thought "What the hey"

F & B:

I know I can't resist

F:

It was a short term affair

B:

You're the man, you're the boss

F:

When I found you right there

B:

Like the father I lost

F:

Cleaning our silverware

B:

So to hell with the cost

F & B:

Right then at once we kissed

B:

You took me to the kitchen

Your hands kind of started twitchin'

I felt so shy

F:

Nothing could stop what followed

But lucky for me you swallowed

Every lie

God alone knows why we had this

F & B:

short term affair

F & B:

It was a short term affair

Like a ripe camembert

There's a smell in the air

B:

I know it's all over now

F:

Try to be strong somehow

B:

I'll start a brand new life

F:

Please, please don't tell my wife

B:

I won't, I won't stop loving you

F:

Please! please don't tell my wife!

B:

Au revoir, ciao, auf wiedersehen

F:

We must never meet again

F & B:

Short term affair (B: ooh)

Short term affair (B: baby, baby)

Short term affair (F: ooh-we-ah)

Short term affair