A > Z

[diaperpt]

put him in the woods with Dick Cheney and a QUAIL...Cheney's bound to shoot him!

[Kooshy]

Run him over with Roary the Racing car

[Smurfie]

Run him over with Roary the Racing car

Stand him in the middle of a highway and watch him become rode pizza.

[maly]

Toast him in a tandoor!

[Juliabam]

Use up all air around him

[curiositykilledthecat]

wail on him with a watermelon.

Good luck with 'x'

[Juliabam]

put an X in front of his name, on Deaths todo list

[Prudie]

Not really the correct way to say this at all, but Y are we torturing him?

[Juliabam]

because he's a ztinky monkey..

Yesss I got the z again.. so...

How do you feel about ways to show you hate a ztinky monkey..

A. Get him Arrested

[Prudie]

B. Bash his head in.

[Juliabam]

cayenne pepper in the airtank of his diving equipment

[curiositykilledthecat]

drive a spike into his skull?

[Prudie]

E. Eat him with cereal.

[Kooshy]

Feed him to the lions

[Juliabam]

Give all his creditcards to charity

[Lance Bedwetter]

Hit him over the head with a heavy object

[Juliabam]

Inject Botox in his penis!! (hihihih she said penis [giggle])

[Prudie]

J. Just jab his jaw.

[Kooshy]

Kill kill kill kill kill

[Smurfie]

Love him and squeeze him and pop his little head off!

[guitar_a_goo_goo_ga]

many have tried and many have failed to find out his real identy, in truth he is only the mailman

[Juliabam]

Nick his (K)nickers

[Smurfie]

Open the door while the car is going down the highway and kick him out. Instant road pizza!

[Juliabam]

Pee on his peezza

[Juliabam]

Quizz him endlessly with questions that have no answers (how many stars are in space?.?.?.(actually that question does have an answer..And the answer is:...All of them!! - Or the answer could be: Probably none of them!.!.! if the stars are movie stars and not astronomical phenomenons))