Start A Fund For The Queen!

[rusty pins]

I saw on TV how Queen Elizabeth II has been on the "throne" for 60 years now! That's a lot of time to spend "on the throne". We should start a fund perhaps, to either buy her a laxative, fiber suppliment or something to help her! 60 years on the throne? BIG TIME CONSTIPATION! (Oh, no offence to our allies in the UK).

[babycraig44]

The Queen is too posh to poo. And no offence taken.

[little baby girl]

None taken rusty pins. We, the humble subjects of her Gracious and Britannic Majesty Queen Elizabeth 11, view our American cousins out there in the colonies, with much love and affection.

Lots of love, little baby girl xxx

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

There was a story a few years back about a woman who spend either 3 or 5 years on the "throne" and needed surgery to be separated fro the seat

[wetman]

...

on Phillips 12 inch" .

...which by now is probably the size of an SD-Card.

SCNR

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

SD card, you mean that tiny thing I saw two ants carrying across the floor?

[wetman]

Lazy, your ants, they could have taken one each... Yep, that's them.

[freswith]

The Queen is much to classy to need to defecate.

She has servants to do it for her.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Lazy, your ants, they could have taken one each... Yep, that's them.

Usually the do, but only withy help from my uncles