Sister (On Furcadia) Speaks Of Potty Training

[dave_the_baby]

I play a padded five year old on Furcadia. Today my sister lol Fox explains to me about potty training. What a strange concept.

lol Fox: Are you potty trained? ._.

Davidi: No...

Davidi: What's potty trainining?

lol Fox: Thers no where safe....

lol Fox: *theres

lol Fox: Potty training. Is when you use a toilet

Davidi: What's a toilet?

lol Fox rubs her head

lol Fox: a giant diaper?

Davidi: But I can't wear giant diapers. D:

lol Fox: that you don't wear...

Davidi: I have to wear small ones

Davidi: oh

Davidi scratches head

Davidi: I'm confused.

lol Fox: Its like.

lol Fox: a big bowl....

lol Fox: that you sit on...

Davidi gets a salad bowl

Davidi: like this?

lol Fox: No...

lol Fox: er...

lol Fox: theres a seat attached to it

lol Fox: in the shape of a U

Davidi:

Davidi: What a strange invention...

lol Fox: anyways...once you use it, you flush it down...

Davidi: It's genius.

Davidi: But one question....

Davidi: do you take it with you?

lol Fox: No

Davidi: And why don;t I see anyone bringing them with them?

lol Fox: They're usually in places called "Bathrooms"

Davidi: So what do they do when they have to go?

lol Fox: That seperate you by gender...

lol Fox: These bathrooms are usually everywhere...

Davidi: But when you have to go....

Davidi: You just start running until you get to one?

lol Fox: Yes

Davidi: hoping your pants don't get totally drenched?

lol Fox: Yup..

Davidi: Nah, that seems inefficient

lol Fox: but you get used to it

lol Fox: the holding part...

Davidi: wait, holding?

lol Fox: Holding your pee...

Davidi: You mean you pee into your hand and hold it there until yoyu get to one?

Davidi: THAT'S GROSS!

lol Fox: NO

lol Fox: NO..NOT THAT.

lol Fox: .. =.=

lol Fox: err...like..keeping it in your body holding

Davidi: like in my mouth? O_O

lol Fox: No

Davidi: Well then speak some sense! T_T

lol Fox: IM TRYING TO PUT IT IN SIMPLE WORDS D:

Davidi: I may be five, but I am a mad scientist

Davidi: I'm not stupid

Starful: You hold it in your bladder.

lol Fox: yes i was about to say that

Davidi: oh

[curiositykilledthecat]

okay, I'm not much for online play but that conversation is funny.

[square_duck]

Davidi: You mean you pee into your hand and hold it there until yoyu get to one?

Davidi: THAT'S GROSS!

[:dlb]

Davidi: You mean you pee into your hand and hold it there until yoyu get to one?

Davidi: THAT'S GROSS!

Creative replies I got a laugh outta that. lol

[lambcannon]

i had given up furry rp but i think you've sold me on getting back into it... kyoot in the xtreem