underwhere Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 That doesn't change the fact that I am still ten miles ahead of you, and the only reason you don't know it is because you can't see me. (I consider myself very fortunate that a frog's tongue can not reach ten feet....) In any event, since I am so far ahead, I decide to keep walking while winning. Link to comment
Guest *~Andi~* Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Ever heard of the tortoise and the hare?? You think that crap is true....?? You keep walking, Im taking the fast pace move for the win!!!!!!! ~~~~ZOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~~~~ Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Both frogs and a notorious Princess of Wheels have been known to place land mines in the road for those unwary travelers, and speed is no substitute for carefulness, as evidenced by the land mine I just heard explode as Andrea tried to go over it. In any event, I avoid the land mines by being careful about where I step, and as a result, unlike Andrea, I have not exploded. Therefore, I win. Link to comment
Eir Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Since I was nearly dead and not all dead, miracle max's chocolate pills brought me back to life. Therefore, I win! Link to comment
freswith Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Summoning my sailplane I soar silently past the unsuspecting underwhere and slide to a stop seventy-seven miles ahead of him. This is a stunning surprise which he cannot sensibly dispute because, I'm sure I shouldn't say it, he LISPS! Link to comment
square_duck Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 I had the hic ups but it did help put me a head of everyone else . *HIC* {{{{{BOING}}}} *hic* {{{{BOING}}} *HIC* W*I*N! Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Sir Duck, I do believe you have fallen prey to that old sign I saw on the road, the one which reads, "Stop! A head?" There was no punctuation written on it, of course, but the sign next to it read "Stop ahead!" which means something a bit different. I don't normally stop for a head, but I will stop ahead. Stupid English confusion. Regardless, I win. Link to comment
Eir Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Inigo Montoya kills underwhere, therefore I win! Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 But I do not have six fingers on my left hand. Why would Inigo Montoya want to kill me? Now, how many fingers does a square duck have, or a tree frog, or terryfighter? Anyway, since I am typing here, I am obviously winning. Link to comment
Eir Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I glue a fake pinky on underwhear's left hand, and I watch him run. Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 ....and run I do, right into terryfighter, where I have absolutely no qualms about stabbing her eyes out with my fake pinky finger. (By the way, when will people learn to spell my name correctly?) I know that violence is never the answer, so as a result, I leave the fake pinky finger there, and amble off, winning. Link to comment
Eir Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I want to have a crib night! The irony now is that I need to wait to next check to comfortably get another cheap shower curtain and can of fix a flat to fix my aoh matwess cwib, espesily since I dih nah hab enuf time cus ob work do hab du cwib nites. No faoh dat i hab do wayt. Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Oh dear! With terryfighter blabbering in babytalk, I'll just have to win. Link to comment
Eir Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I fed squirrels at Hippie Hollow, therefore I win! Link to comment
freswith Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I fed terryfighter TO the squirrels in Hippie Hollow, therefore I win! Link to comment
Eir Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Squirrels are vegetarian, therefore I win! Link to comment
freswith Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Not Arcturan Tree Squirrels, they're not! Nasty little beasts! Oh, and I win. Link to comment
Eir Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I call the crazy chef from Little Mermaid, watch you run, and I win. Link to comment
freswith Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I run straight past the winning post. Link to comment
Eir Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I win as I discreetly put a mirror at the finish line, so you thought you had to turn around! Link to comment
freswith Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Arcturan Tree Frogs do not have reflections in mirrors, as everybody knows. Still winning. Link to comment
Eir Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I fart in your general direction. Link to comment
freswith Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Cap'n "Black Jack" Freswith stands to windward of you, steals your wind and sails past you into the lead. Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Ah, so we are playing black jack, now. In that case, since I know already that freswith has the win, and an ace showing, I buy insurance. Therefore, at least I do not lose. Subsequent to that, I poke freswith with a thumb tack. As a result, I win. Link to comment
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