Last Post Wins....

[CDLover]

My football team won yesterday and I win today.

[freswith]

Well so far it might have been good except for that damn frog coming in and taking the win.

[underwhere]

So the frog is damned now?

[freswith]

The natural destiny of saintly types is martyrdom.

[CDLover]

Thanks for taking care of my trophy, while I was gone for a few days.

[underwhere]

Your trophy?

[freswith]

No, the real one I filched from your bag when you weren't looking and replaced with a dummy filled with crack cocaine.

[astrodiaper]

Damn. I got nothing. Except the win.

[underwhere]

Customs?

[freswith]

Thank you so kindly for investing in a Fresbond from Arcturan Investments, Cayman Islands finest investment house.

[underwhere]

Soon after my investment with Fresbond, through Fresbond, I arranged to have that investment put together in a package of investments consisting of mortgage-backed securities and credit default swaps.

[freswith]

Unfortunately the ribbiting is not based on envy - it is based on the certain knowledge that poor underwhere has been thoroughly had by an investment agent who has taken 20% of underwhere's money for investing him back into Fresbonds, but 20% less of them.

[underwhere]

Looking over my account balances and portfolios, it is clear to me that freswith is mistaken.

[freswith]

Fortunately, since the Cayman Islands are still part of the British Empire and ultimately ruled from London, I am able to make use of my lobbying company "Staysbought Ltd" to reverse all of underwhere's outrageous demands, and reimpose a 1775 law which means that assets of those who have rebelled against the Crown are forfeit and can be used to pay compensation to the injured parties.

[CDLover]

Since I don't want to deal with crooks, I find that my vaulables have been more safely and securely stored under my mattress... Now I may not have the "millions" that some of you are claming to have,, but then that is probably as much "truth" as the "fact" that you think you are winning...

[underwhere]

I pick up my periwinkles, the very pieces I use in all of my shell games, and on this Saint Valentine's Day, I am happy to say that I love winning.

[freswith]

I think you have been winning for quite long enough.

[underwhere]

What happens when the clock strikes frog?

[freswith]

Let me relieve you of all that nasty bother, then.

[underwhere]

Nice of you?

[CDLover]

My brother has been away too!

[underwhere]

Only a selfless heretic would share the win, and I am neither selfless nor a heretic.

[freswith]

Scheduled?

[underwhere]

You can only win if you can recite this poem after you drop dead.

[freswith]

Oh! Poor, Poor underwhere - he's suffered the dreaded Blue Screen of Death.