CDLover Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 My football team won yesterday and I win today. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Well so far it might have been good except for that damn frog coming in and taking the win. Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 So the frog is damned now? Link to comment
freswith Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 The natural destiny of saintly types is martyrdom. Link to comment
CDLover Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Thanks for taking care of my trophy, while I was gone for a few days. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 No, the real one I filched from your bag when you weren't looking and replaced with a dummy filled with crack cocaine. Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Damn. I got nothing. Except the win. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Thank you so kindly for investing in a Fresbond from Arcturan Investments, Cayman Islands finest investment house. Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Soon after my investment with Fresbond, through Fresbond, I arranged to have that investment put together in a package of investments consisting of mortgage-backed securities and credit default swaps. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Unfortunately the ribbiting is not based on envy - it is based on the certain knowledge that poor underwhere has been thoroughly had by an investment agent who has taken 20% of underwhere's money for investing him back into Fresbonds, but 20% less of them. Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Looking over my account balances and portfolios, it is clear to me that freswith is mistaken. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Fortunately, since the Cayman Islands are still part of the British Empire and ultimately ruled from London, I am able to make use of my lobbying company "Staysbought Ltd" to reverse all of underwhere's outrageous demands, and reimpose a 1775 law which means that assets of those who have rebelled against the Crown are forfeit and can be used to pay compensation to the injured parties. Link to comment
CDLover Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Since I don't want to deal with crooks, I find that my vaulables have been more safely and securely stored under my mattress... Now I may not have the "millions" that some of you are claming to have,, but then that is probably as much "truth" as the "fact" that you think you are winning... Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I pick up my periwinkles, the very pieces I use in all of my shell games, and on this Saint Valentine's Day, I am happy to say that I love winning. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 I think you have been winning for quite long enough. Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 What happens when the clock strikes frog? Link to comment
freswith Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Let me relieve you of all that nasty bother, then. Link to comment
CDLover Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 My brother has been away too! Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Only a selfless heretic would share the win, and I am neither selfless nor a heretic. Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 You can only win if you can recite this poem after you drop dead. Link to comment
freswith Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Oh! Poor, Poor underwhere - he's suffered the dreaded Blue Screen of Death. Link to comment
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