freswith Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 If I don't let the others win from time to time there'll be no-one left to play with and I'll be stuck with just myself ... Link to comment
luv2beSpanked Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Now that I'm back, I will rightfully take my place upon the podium as Winner and Champion of "Last post wins"! Link to comment
freswith Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Now, wherever did I leave that podium? Link to comment
CDLover Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 I'm happy I could share that with you - for the moment. Link to comment
Valisia Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Winning on the way out the door to class. Now I feel like WINNER Link to comment
luv2beSpanked Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Don't let the door slap your ass on the way out to losing! Would anybody care for some prize WINNING deep fried frog legs that I made from the frogs I caught at St. James Park? The Queen herself ate 16 of these just yesterday and ordered them to be put on the dinner menu at the Palace! Link to comment
freswith Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 I am delighted to get the contract for the supply of frogs' legs and the associated Royal Warrant, which I can display on my lily pad to be admired by all. Link to comment
luv2beSpanked Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Ummm I think you are losing since I hunt all your little buddies myself to cook up for the Queen! Also I gave her examples of my deep fried frog legs compared to your Frenchmen legs! And it's good to know that the Queen prefers mine! Oh I also told Scotland Yard of your murders of the French Tourest. There is a warrent out for your arrest! The Tourism Board isn't to happy with your actions since they are losing revenue from the French! And with some deep southern fried frog legs, I'm WINNING! Link to comment
luv2beSpanked Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 First and foremost, just because I live in California does not mean I'm a Californian! As for the Queen I believe she was more upset that you killed a few of her horses to make me look like a fraud! I'll have you know that before you did that, I invited the Queen down to St. James Park for a frog hunt and a southern style bar-b-que! After the hunt I showed the Queen and her Royal Chefs how I prepared the Frog legs! All were quite impressed with my cooking skills! After the feast, the Queen then Knighted me! Your argument is invalid and mute on the Queen's ears! Oh she is now really gunning for you since you said that London is a new French city. Her Chefs are now in St. James Park hunting down all frogs! Btw the Queen just told me that I, Sir Luv2beSpanked, is the WINNER of "Last post Wins!" Link to comment
freswith Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Oh My Goodness, What A Surprise! L2BS gets struck by a thunderbolt! Link to comment
luv2beSpanked Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 What Thor didn't tell you is that he doesn't throw thunder bolts! That would be his buddy Zuse who only knows the secret how to do that! So right now you must be one fried frog! Oh and I doubt you can lift Thor's hammer since he is the only one who can lift it! Since you are charred or what my friends would say seasoned cajon style, that leaves me as the WINNER! Link to comment
freswith Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Alas, Zeus only operates south of the Olive Line. This is Asatru up here. Link to comment
freswith Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 That will be ten of my posts because I said so. Link to comment
Valisia Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I refuse to lose ^.^ But alas someone is bound to post after me. Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Hmm...last I knew, the name of the game was Last Post Wins.... Having said that, I WIN. Link to comment
CDLover Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 My, oh my... When will you all ever learn?? Link to comment
luv2beSpanked Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 CDLover you are sadly mistaken! You can't win since you are not winning now! Also Freswith can not win either since it states in the "Last post wins" rule book that only humans may play this game. Animals (mammals, reptiles, amphibians) may not participate. Therefore I am the WINNER! Link to comment
freswith Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Fortunately I have the original rule book form when the game first started in India in 3,215BC. There, in the plainest, clearest Sanskrit (you do read Sanskrit, don't you?) it states that it is open to all species except dragons. Link to comment
luv2beSpanked Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Now now Freswith, you can not substitute a coloring book with jibberish written in it and claim its the original rule book from 3215 BC! Only a fool such as yourself would fall for that! As it stands, the rule I pointed out about animals excluded from "Last post wins" will be strictly enforced by the Queen's Royal Gaurds! All non-humans will be banished to the Tower of London untill to game is finished with a declared winner! Therefore I am now WINNING! Link to comment
CDLover Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 How can someone just waltz in here at the *very* last minute and expect to win? Link to comment
luv2beSpanked Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 CDLover go back a few pages like from last year! Had a little set back due to Freswith putting me in a box and mailing me to the South Pole! Took a while to get back! And I'll waltz right on in whenever I feel like it! With the help of the Royal Guards by the Queens' orders, St. James shall be free and clear of all amphibians! As I type this out they are draining the pond and it seems they have found Freswith's hideout! By the way I'm now WINNING! And your book is fake Freswith! You're a bigger fool than I thought! Link to comment
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