Last Post Wins....

[Guest]

Just so everyone knows, steffi got the cooties from me, I got them from playing in that dumpster behind the STD clinic, I don't know where the dumpster got cooties, but I do know that I WIN!!!!

[freswith]

Go away, naughty boy.

[underwhere]

Well, where has that underwhere taken off to?

I'm sure you all know what happened when freswith frog-farted at the Boston Marathon this year. It caused a great deal of problems around here. I understand that there is now a warrant out for freswith's arrest.

While the FBI searches for freswith, I win.

[freswith]

Dammit!

[princesscutie]

*steals the trophy and hides under the bed*

[astrodiaper]

Princess Cutie doesn't worry about monsters under the bed, but she didn't count on an astronaut hiding under the bed. I win.

[freswith]

Astrodiaper - a word of warning: that isn't the trophy you've got there under the bed; it's a vessel of much more practical use.

[astrodiaper]

Ewww....that's worse than the plastic bag I would have had to attach to my ass under my spacesuit for #2 way back when. You may have the trophy froggy, but I still win.

[underwhere]

When six hundred years old you be, look this good you will not. Win I am.

[freswith]

Still deluded you be.

[Rani]

As I have the receipt for the trophy in my purse it is mine, no matter who has their grubby mitts on it. And as the trophy is mine, so is the win.

[princesscutie]

*steals the receipt and hides under the bed*

[astrodiaper]

Hi again. (Swipes reciept) I win. Oh and there is a logical explanation of why I am under Princess Cutie's bed. I just haven't found it yet....or how I fit there, or how I got there....

[underwhere]

Use the Force, astrodiaper! In any event, while you are under Princess Cutie's bed, I win. Live long, and prosper.

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[Rani]

Now where did I leave my shopping list? I had it a minute ago. Still got my receipt but that list is missing. Oh dear.

I'd ask underwhere, but as he's only communicating using morse code I wouldn't understand him.

Oh well, better write another list. I need some things for my party because I'm the winner.

[underwhere]

*SIGH* One who is not familiar with the art of ASCII art can not be winning like I am.

[freswith]

That might be ASCII, but it is hardly art.

[Baby_Steffi]

*nuzzles into the trophy cup and takes another nap* <<--- winning

[Rani]

Pinches trophy while Baby_Steffi sleeps. How sweet

Green jelly I think.

Victory is mine

[Guest *~Andi~*]

*vomits on the trophy*

[OllietheBollie]

Well, that was quite an effort, guys. May you give a hand for me, the winner?

[Guest *~Andi~*]

or maybe not since you aren't and I in fact am.

[freswith]

Madam I have never fact you in any way at all!

[Baby_Steffi]

*puts the frog in the pond outside, but keeps the trophy so it doesn't tarnish*

[underwhere]

*puts Baby_Steffi out in the pond with freswith as punishment while ambling off with the trophy into the nearby forest*

And that is how underwhere became the winner.