LILJIM Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 While going on vaction on a foggy day my little brother Woke-up looked around & said "It sure is shoggy. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Not an intentional one, but my dad apparently can't say "Massachusetts". He keeps calling it "Masstatushes" ("mass-tuh-too-shiss"). Link to comment
Creepymouse Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 We used to have a "Pood Favilion" nearby, and a "Med Fryer" and my dad calls general cruft "updock" You have some updock in your hair. What's updock? Who are you, Bugs Bunny? Link to comment
PArms Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 You have some updock in your hair. What's updock? Who are you, Bugs Bunny? Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 We used to have a "Pood Favilion" nearby, and a "Med Fryer" and my dad calls general cruft "updock" You have some updock in your hair. What's updock? Who are you, Bugs Bunny? Actually, that's an ancient joke. My grandpa used to use that, except it was "on your shirt" or "on your face" instead of "in your hair". It probly dates as far back as when Bugs Bunny first became popular. Link to comment
Missy Q Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 "Little Seizures Pizza" I laughed harder at this than I should have. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 My mom often calls Dr. Pepper "Dr. Pecker". She once slipped up and did so at Christmas supper with extended family. Link to comment
Luci Vaughn Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 McDonalds - McDoomdles. A wonderful place to doodle and meet your DOOM! grindcore - borecore. And for the longest time, I had such a hard time pronouncing "macabre" correctly. I kept trying to pronounce all of the letters, and it was so bloody annoying >.< Fucking French language, anyway... ~Luci Link to comment
Marcuss Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I always say Toxic Hell for taco bell. My girl cant say milk she calls it Mewk. .... Slightly off topic i for longer than i care to admit had the words to metallica's one wrong. The verse should be "darkness imprisoning me all that i see.... I thought it was "Doctor is Visiting Me...in my defense my way still makes sense. Unlike my friend who misheard "Let the bodies hit the floor" with "let the body set the flow" which does not make sense...at all. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 "Rock the cat box!" Some songs just have mumbled or otherwise distorted lyrics, that lend themselves well to misinterpretation. One of my former coworkers always mistook "I wanna bop with you baby" from the Dan Seals' song Bop as "I wanna bop you baby". This is understandable, as the "with" is rather muted or covered by a musical note (similar to the "laugh & cry"/"Effing cry" confusion with the Family Guy themesong).I used to think that the Transformers theme song was "More than Mean Stee-Eye", and wondered which one was "Mean Stee-Eye". It doesn't really help that sometimes songs include words or phrases that don't make sense. TV tropes has several tropes related to this: Indecipherable Lyrics, Mondegreen, Word Salad Lyrics, Lyrical Shoehorn, The Unintelligible, Singing Simlish, and Something Something Leonard Bernstein. Link to comment
yoyo_small Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Over here in the UK we have an airline called EasyJet. My pilot friend calls them SleazyJet, CheesyJet... you name it Also World of Warcrack if you spend too much time playing MMO games... Link to comment
LILJIM Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 Mickey's MickeyDs at my house Link to comment
LILJIM Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 kinky baloney! Reminds me of thr scene in Coal miners' daughter were Loretta said baloney makes Moony horny & he eats alot of it on the radio live. Link to comment
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