Enemas

[stubaby7]

hi ok so ENEMAS hmm well this is a spot were we can shear enema idyas and how to's

ok first lets start with suplys

1 enema bag ( iused an old camelback )

1 long soft hose about a 1/4 in diamiter and about 7 ft long (i used an old air brush hose its soft and easy to get in )

some lube

2 diapers of your choice ( i use 1 depends and a attends )

12 cups of coffy at room temp ( best clenser i found thats cheep and smels good)

2-3 towels

1-2 pilowes

if u smoke cigs having one dering the proses can help i smoke so i do

1 safe and comfy spot to lay down with easy acsec to a bathroom ( i choos my bed it cumfy )

1 clamp for the hose ( i use a pare of small visegrips )

any thing eals that calms u down ( i use sothing music and low lights )

ok so lets say u got all of that now what? well first poot the hose on the bag, dont forget to poot the clamp on the hose befor u fill up the bag. when the bag is full slowly releas the clamp and clear all the air out of the hoes if not done u will have problems holding the liquid in. next fied a spot above were u will be laying down that will be 5+ feet above u. the resond for that is gravity! gravity will help the proses go smoothere. ok next were u are laying down on your back is the best way. lay the towels right were your butt will be, just incase of leaks.afterthat i would poot one or two pillowes right were your head will be. remember being comfy is top pryority the more comfitabel u are the beater it will be. ok so the spot it set and u have your music or somthing and u are very comfy. now this is how i do it. lay down on your bed nacked and have the diaper under u i would choos a diaper with leag gatherers like depends teanas atn and redy to be taped up. lube up the hose and mesher about 3 to 4 inches. the second nuckel on your picky figer is usely right at a inch that is what i use. mack shear when u clamp the clamp on its about 2 feet from the end, but just in arms reach. ok so the hose is in now. pull the hoes up betwen your legs tword your stomickand. now tape the diaper on macking shear that the hoes is going out the top of your leag of the diaper and not pinched. ok so now the hose is in the diaper is on and u are lying on wour back and comfy. what i do to help with control is i cross my lags. noe open the clamp slowly too fast and your body whont have time to react right. now breath slowly, try sucking your gut in ( if u have one ) or just try and tack presher of your tumy. u will start to feel the cold coffy going in side of u. u want to try and relax well anuf that u can aculy feel the cold coffy going into your intestons. it rely dosent it just feels like its going in to your stomick arya of your body if u can do this that is good. it means that the coffy is going into your colin and that is what u whont. ok so u have that felling in your tumy now just breath natraly dont try and chang any thing just relax and try and hold it. if your tumy starts cramping its ok try and bare throu it it will pass. ok so now u are about halfe way throue the bag open the clamp some more and continu brething and relaxing feeling the coffy fill up. now the bag is emty clamp the clamp down all the way so the flow is stoped and just relax and lay there. if u start cramping try to relax more this is normall. hold the enema as ong as posibel the long the more u clean your colin out, which is whot an enema is for. ok so now u cant hold it any more, slowly pull the hose out throue the side of the diaper till its all out try and lay there for a min or 2 and relax now sit up slowly and if some leaks out thats what the diaper is there for. go to the bathroom and tack the diaper of, try and hold it so u dont poo every ware and sit on the poty, dont try and for it out it will come out natraly. forcing it out will only case convaltions and it will heart. sit there till u feel its all out 20 min shood doo. ok now clean up and this is were the second diaper comes it u think its all out well not all of it is. if done right u just released 95% of it and the other 5% is still in your bowels and u dont know when its coming out shood be with in like 5 to 10 min butt it will hapen with out worning. ok so now the last step has hapend and u are now cleand up agion and diapered ( for thoes of u that like diapers that is) now u shood feel rather tyered and calm just lay down and tack a nap or if it is bed time go to bed hehe but try and just relax the rest of the night and just in case its still not all out stay near the bathroom. by now your body will be geating back to normel and will tell you u need to poo if its not all out. when u wack up in the morning u shood feel more refreshed and well rested then normel. u maye even loos some waight ( yay for us tuby babys gigels).

so well thats how i doo it if any one has any other ideys or coments or just whont to tell how they doo it leve a post or coment.

and as i always say STAY DIAPERED AND HAPPY

[stubaby7]

sorry for my spelling mistackes im dislexis

[sdsddlr]

After translating this into English, I have a few concerns:

1. Hanging the bag 5+ feet higher than your rectum is not the best idea. It creates a lot of pressure through gravity. No, it won't cause you to explode, but that velocity of water can be painful.

2. Make sure that hose doesn't have any sharp edges and is clean. Soap and water are the bare minimum. I would not use an airbrush hose that may have had been used with solvents.

3. Drink lots of water afterwards, and a sugary snack can help with any electrolyte imbalance that occurs when that much liquid empties from your body.

4. Location is everything. Your bathroom floor sound like a good place to lie down until you actually do it

[glycerine]

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1. Hanging the bag 5+ feet higher than your rectum is not the best idea. It creates a lot of pressure through gravity. No, it won't cause you to explode, but that velocity of water can be painful....

Absolutely! I've found that if I have a bag too high I come down with a nasty intestinal cramp a couple of days AFTER I give myself an enema. If you have any sort of a predisposition towards colitis or any related problems, too much pressure during any enema can make things very unpleasant for a couple of days.

[Letluvsrool]

Ouch, terrible spelling plus wall of text makes that painful to read. As Grandma used to say that's a prime example of murdering the King's English.

In all seriousness, it sounds like a homemade solution can be bad for you if you're not careful what you put in it. Soap and water is fine, but coffee is really acidic plus all the caffeine would tend to make you very jittery rather than relaxed. (Don't forget it gets absorbed very quickly compared to your stomach)

I've found that eating the right foods plus knowing how long it takes to digest them makes for a much nicer diaper time than squirting a bunch of liquid up your butt. Of course plenty of y'alls dig the punishment and discomfort thing, in that case go nuts just think about what you stick up inside you and what could possibly go wrong.

[stubaby7]

thanck u all for your advice and u are right it is too hight and maby coffy is not the way to go if u have any other helpfull hints i would like to here them. as for speling and gramer sorry not my strong point i try my best but some times not good enuff

[diaperpt]

There are a lot of recipes out there for enemas. Google it if you want. With most of those recipes, however, you'll find they also suggest an immediate follow-up with a plain water enema.

I once tried a soapy enema followed by plain water, but I couldn't tell you what the difference was. Are there people out there who have tried the various recipes? What have your experiences been? Do you feel different, have any different results? What's the appeal of an enema other than straight water?