So I'M Driving Home Tonight.

[timmyc]

Their is a hotel on my drive home with a big light up marquee, several actually but one in particular. Anyway, an entire bank of lights is out and where it gets to where it advertises they have a pool, the sign just says POO

I thought it was an order

[tris]

I always wanted to have a house with a pool and a sign that says, "Welcome to my L. Notice there's no P or Poo in it. " haha. Aren't signs funny?

[rusty pins]

I had a friend who was once kicked out of a hotel for peeing in the pool. I told him that everyone does that at one time or another, but he said what the hotel objected to the most was him peeing in the pool from the high dive board!

[Horndog]

Now I'm more weary of swimming in hotel pools.

[Creepymouse]

That diving board story was a Simpsons joke, but perhaps it happened to someone IRL.

"Thanks for ruining the party, Homer"

"Everybody does it"

"Not from the diving board"

Reminds me of a Ron White sketch...

"Everybody was just floatin down the river, drinking beer and peeing on themselves. But I was the only one who got yelled at. Of course, I was in a canoe. Standin up.

[sirpoopsalot]

I like the pool scene from the movie Caddy-shack. Someone tosses a candy bar into the pool and everyone thinks it's a turd! The best part is when bill Murry eats it and the lady passes out!!!

[diaperpt]

Their is a hotel on my drive home with a big light up marquee, several actually but one in particular. Anyway, an entire bank of lights is out and where it gets to where it advertises they have a pool, the sign just says POO

I thought it was an order

Well, I certainly hope you complied with the order!