The "Have You Tried?" Game

[freswith]

I tried the bagpies once. I stopped by popular request from the neighbourhood lynch mob.

If you want to know about the game of conkers, look here: http://www.worldconkerchampionships.com/html/conkers_about.html

Have you ever thought of fighting a formal duel?

[Juliabam]

I tried the bagpies once. I stopped by popular request from the neighbourhood lynch mob.

If you want to know about the game of conkers, look here: http://www.worldconkerchampionships.com/html/conkers_about.html

Have you ever thought of fighting a formal duel?

No I usually eat my enemies

do you like feathers in you nose?

[freswith]

I cannot get feathers up "me" nose because of all the nostril hairs, so i wear them sticking out of my bum instead.

Have you ever acted a part on stage?

[Juliabam]

I cannot get feathers up "me" nose because of all the nostril hairs, so i wear them sticking out of my bum instead.

Have you ever acted a part on stage?

No I was always an entire person when acting

What part did you act, the front or the bottompart?

[freswith]

Even worse, the bit-part

Have you ever seen the Loch Ness Monster - and I don't mean by looking in a mirror?

[underwhere]

Loch Ness Monster Found In St. James Pond

I read it in the paper. It must be true.

You sure you didn't see it?

Have you ever been gullible before and believed something truly outlandish that somebody had told you, only to find out later it was a bunch of hooey?

[freswith]

Yes - did you ever vote in an election?

[Juliabam]

Yes - did you ever vote in an election?

No way, my name is never on the list anyways!

Wouldn'tyou rather like another party than an other parti?

[freswith]

I'd rather have a baguette.

Which filling should I have in it?

[Juliabam]

I'd rather have a baguette.

Which filling should I have in it?

Have you tried froglegs?

[freswith]

(I might have known!)

Do you have frog's legs?

[underwhere]

I do not have frog legs. As a human, I have human legs.

Have you ever scored a hole-in-one in golf?

[freswith]

Only on a Crazy Golf course.

Have you ever seen salmon leaping a waterfall?

[Juliabam]

Only on a Crazy Golf course.

Have you ever seen salmon leaping a waterfall?

No!

why would they do that? suicide?

[freswith]

No, they were told that you were swimming towards them.

Yesterday I was at a party where there were about seven small children and their parents. During the afternoon one little boy was having a nappy change in the middle of the lawn, and objecting furiously. One of the fathers turned to the other and said: "Nappy change on the lawn. He doesn't know how lucky he is!". I refrained from commenting.

Have you ever had your nappy changed while you lay in the grass on a summer afternoon?

[BabyJune]

Only in my wildest imagination.

Have you ever worn a diaper to an amusement park and kept it on while on the rides?

[underwhere]

No.

Have you ever gone rapelling down the edge of a cliff?

[Juliabam]

Only in my wildest imagination.

Have you ever worn a diaper to an amusement park and kept it on while on the rides?

No, don't go on rides in amusement parks

have you ever been wearing a nappy to a pub filled with irishmen after first driving 300 miles to get to an airstrip, eat bagels and drink tea, drive a purple race car at top speed for 1000 meters and go on a plain and make a tandemparachute jump from 10000 ft followed by a basejump from the controll tower, all without changing even once?

[freswith]

No. I missed out the bagels.

Have you ever used a Ouija board?

[Juliabam]

No. I missed out the bagels.

Have you ever used a Ouija board?

Board answers y...e....s -break- e...a...t...f...r...o...g

have you ever tried swiming in hot oil?

[freswith]

No, my beauty treatments are limited to having myself Photoshopped.

Have you ever sought treatment for your frog obsession?

[Juliabam]

No, my beauty treatments are limited to having myself Photoshopped.

Have you ever sought treatment for your frog obsession?

Yes I told my therapist I wanted to tear a certain frog apart and he told me to rip it.

Are you scared?

[freswith]

Not at all. I am blackmailing your therapist and he does exactly as he is told.

Do you often have these feelings of frustration resulting in ultra-violence?

[Juliabam]

Not at all. I am blackmailing your therapist and he does exactly as he is told.

Do you often have these feelings of frustration resulting in ultra-violence?

Nope only when oportunity gives it

are you afraid?

[freswith]

Not at all. I was trained in ultraviolence (wholesale division).

Perhaps I should give you the opportunity? (two pees - but then you've probably already put the other one into your nappy.)