The "Have You Tried?" Game

[BabyJune]

^ Mother still is; father isn't

V Have you ever done something you knew was wrong?

[Juliabam]

No way, everything I do feels right in the moment I do it

have you tried to answer the question and not know what to ask next ?

[freswith]

Yes, every time.

Have you ever eaten an oyster?

Stag Night, Paleolithic

Drink deep to Uncle Uglog

That early heroic human,

The first to eat an oyster,

The first to marry a woman.

God's curse on him who murmers

As the banquet waxes moister

"Had he only eaten the woman,

Had he only married the oyster."

[Juliabam]

Yeah but I think the shell was a bit to chrunchy and also a bit to dry for my taste

have you ever tried to eat a brain

[YiffyTiger]

(Time to resurrect this topic, people!)

No, I've never tried, nor wanted to try, eating a brain.

Have you ever been/given laid/laying via stuffed animal (plush)? (For the record, I have... or rather, I did the laying ;p)

[BabyJune]

No, but I did get screwed TWICE last week by the same gas pump.

Did you ever get caught doing something embarrassing?

[Juliabam]

No, but I did get screwed TWICE last week by the same gas pump.

Did you ever get caught doing something embarrassing?

Once, kissing James behind the tool shed

did you ever try kissing James?

[Mary-Ann]

no way

have you ever eaten a whole chocolate cake ?

[Juliabam]

Yes! But it was a very very small one.

Did you have any specific size in mind when you asked that question?

[BabyJune]

I'm not the question-asker, but I can say that I've never seen a chocolate cake that is too big...not even the one that the Bogtrotter kid ate in the movie "Matilda."

Have you ever done anything that you wish you could un-do?

[Juliabam]

I'm not the question-asker, but I can say that I've never seen a chocolate cake that is too big...not even the one that the Bogtrotter kid ate in the movie "Matilda."

Have you ever done anything that you wish you could un-do?

Yes but that knot actually was a very difficult one to tie, so I don't feel ashamed that I couldn't undo it again.

Have you tried to undo it?

[freswith]

No, but on occasion I have crawled from the wreckage praying "Please God, Can I Have that Last Five Minutes Over Again, only this time can I get it right?"

Have you ever been involved in a serious crash?

[BabyJune]

No. Never been in a funny crash, either.

Have you ever wished you could be a real baby for just one day?

[metod19]

i have wished come back in the time and stop it in the moment that i am happy in the arms of my real mom. it is sad but maybe i have needed more time with my mother.

what is the life?

[freswith]

The ideal life consists of slaughtering your enemy, raping his women, sacking his villages, rustling his livestock and burning his crops, then celebrating with vast quantities of drink, food, more women, brave songs and much boasting....

....but then I'm a bit of a traditionalist at heart.

[Juliabam]

....but then I'm a bit of a traditionalist at heart.

Hmm guessing inside..was that a question, yeh I think it must be unless he is changing the game..

So here goes, Oh yes you are, right down the street old fart, as expected :-) I bet Queen Victoria would have been proud of you. And yes, you may call it traditionalist, just because that's your traditional way of being :-)

Did you ever try to visit her while she was still alive?

[freswith]

Only to present my credentials as Arcturan Ambassador. I was granted my lilypad to use as an embassy.

If you have travelled abroad which countries have you visited?

[Juliabam]

last time I visited a basement i was thínking, Is this the land down under...

Was it?

[freswith]

Have you tried tellng that to an Australian? (He would probably agree - if he's over here.)

[BabyJune]

It is winter in Australia right now.

Have you ever tried shrimp on the barbie? And if you answer yes, did Ken get jealous?

[Guest refridginator]

No.

Have you ever tried diaper sex? XD

[underwhere]

no, and wouldn't it be a bit rude to watch two diapers having sex with each other? Perhaps a pornography magazine would like to run a feature on that.

Have you ever played chess in a chess tournament?

[Juliabam]

no, and wouldn't it be a bit rude to watch two diapers having sex with each other? Perhaps a pornography magazine would like to run a feature on that.

Have you ever played chess in a chess tournament?

No!

Could I win if I had a chestnut

[freswith]

Have you ever played conkers? Who won - you or the conker?

[BabyJune]

Never heard of conkers

Have you ever tried playing a musical instrument?