The Vending Machine Game

[Eir]

Machine spits out an angry Tiki god.

Inserts pineapple

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out an album of Don Ho's Greatest Hits

Inserts a ukulele

[underwhere]

Spits out Jack Benny.

Inserts Abbot and Costelllo.

[Valisia]

Spits out a weeks vacation

Insert custom your mama joke

[Eir]

The machine spits out a note that says bwahahaha. Now your future kids will year your momma's butt so big jokes.

I insert a book on etiquette into the machine!

[underwhere]

Machine spits out a hammer and bops terryfighter over the head with it, then said, "I'm so very sorry for that, Ma'am."

Inserts summons for machine to appear in court to defend itself against a lawsuit by somebody representing terryfighter.

[Valisia]

Turtle suddenly pops out of the machine.

Insert Terry and run away with Baby Turtle

[Bonsai]

Machine issues angry Terry, equipped with inflatable ball jumper.

Inserts clues about a misterious conspirancy.

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out a copy of "The Da Vinci Code" and a dictionary so spelling can be checked <HEE HEE> (It's MYSTERIOUS CONSPIRACY, not "misterious conspirancy." Sorry--I've been working too hard on the final proofreading of a book).

[underwhere]

To follow up on that conspiracy, inserts BabyJune into the machine since BabyJune forgot to insert anything. (You're proof reading is good, but you forgot the rules of this game. )

[Bonsai]

Machine is unable to distinguish the dictionary from the clues of the mysterious conspiracy, so keeps BabyJune imprisoned inside to get full explanation on both.

Inserts some bread & water to keep BabyJune fed.

[Valisia]

Spits out rent money

Insert roommate

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out a DVD set of all the episodes of "Three's Company"

Baby June inserts a sincere apology for not inserting something in the last post

[Guest babyturtle]

Out pops an adorable note that says its okay and signed by me

Inserts a tooth

[Bonsai]

Machine issues a bone knife.

Inserts a seed.

[leafy kille]

machine spits out a hail of carrots in all directions

TAKE COVER!

once the machine has finished spewing high velocity vegetables I insert a piece of screwed up paper, two pennies and some lint from my pocket

[Eir]

I pop out of the machine, heavily diapered.

I insert a phonebook into the machine with a taxi company circled.

[Bonsai]

Machine issues a single yellow cab driven by a drunken monkey.

Inserts some glasses for 3D movie.

[leafy kille]

the machine spits out a pirate dvd of the titanic 3d followed by a purveyor of licit dvds who doesn't seem to be able to say anything other than "dvd" and "5 for $10"

i insert a carton of orange juice

[underwhere]

Spits out the orange juice without the carton.

Inserts a mop to clean up the mess that was just made with the orange juice.

[Valisia]

Spits out a wet floor sign.

Insert Lego castle

[leafy kille]

spits out a baby dragon

I insert my messy nappy after changing out of it

[Bonsai]

Machine spits package of extra tough, mega absorbent, escapist proof, desert dry granted diapers for baby elephants.

Inserts giraffa puppy.

[leafy kille]

machine spits out 3 dozen red toy cars

inserts a large pile of dirty dishes

[underwhere]

Machine spits out a list of magic words which, when chanted, supposedly cause the dishes to clean themselves.

Inserts "All sales are final" sign.