The Vending Machine Game

[underwhere]

Machine spits out all of the people it is not supposed to call, and they are now very angry at terryfighter.

To protect terryfighter from the onslaught, I insert terryfighter.

[musicaddict]

The machine spits out Mario.

I insert Luigi since, let's face it, no one will miss him much anyway.

[underwhere]

Machine spits out Bowser.

Insert secret passage with gold coins.

[musicaddict]

Machine spits out a CD with ABBA's Money Money Money on it.

Inserts Bee Gees.

[Eir]

Machine Spits out the encyclopedia of music.

I insert IRS form 1040 EZ into the machine

[Bonsai]

Machine spits out a "simple" & "user friendly" manual that weights as much as the whole wood of the Amazonian forest.

Inserts lightened match.

[underwhere]

Machine spits out buzzing carbon monoxide detector.

Inserts the battery from that detector.

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out message "batteries not included."

Insert MORE batteries.

[Bonsai]

Machine starts to smell like energy drink and starts weigh lifting.

Unfortunately, while raising a heavy load, the hydraulic system of the machine goes over maxinum allowed pressure and a leak happens.

Inserts padding in absorbent material for machine.

[Eir]

Machine spits out the perfect most absorband case of adult diapers known to man. They have 3 inches of padding front and back, and make a bulge so obvious everyone will know you are diapered. There is even a service where a young nurse will change your diaper 4 times a day. The problem is that the machine wails out: MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. THIS MAN HERE LIKES DIAPERS! I REPEAT, THIS MAN HERE LIKES DIAPERS. Your picture is snapped, and your face and I like diapers is spread all over the internet.

I insert a suicide note into the machine.

[underwhere]

Machine spits out a 911 operator intent on preventing a suicide from occurring.

Inserts ambulance.

[Eir]

Machine spits out a pill that erases memory of last 12 hours, I take it.

I put a quarter into the machine.

[underwhere]

Spit out sign which reads "This machine is out of order. F--- yourself and save a quarter."

Inserts a dime.

[BabyJune]

Spits out "One Ringy-Dingy"

Inserts a dial tone.

[Guest babyturtle]

Spits out a banana

Inserts a dino tooth

[Eir]

Machine spits out a Chinese Dragon

I insert a copy of Mulan into the machine.

[Bonsai]

Machine issues Bambi.

Inserts Princess Mononoke.

[underwhere]

Machine spits out a piece of paper with the words "WTF is this Princess Mononoke?" written on if.

Inserts an empty printer toner drum from a color laser printer.

[Bonsai]

Machine issues recepy for no value good.

Inserts the Spirit of the Forest.

[Eir]

Machine spits out the cowardly lion.

I insert a vial of courage.

[underwhere]

Machine spits out some brains and a heart.

Inserts tornado.

[Eir]

Machine spits out Dorothy.

Inserts ruby slippers.

[Valisia]

Machine Spits out Wicked Witch

Insert Flying Monkey

[Eir]

Machine spits out Lady Catherine Debourg. She confronts Elizabeth for marrying her nephew.

Elizabeth Bennet inserts her broomstick into the machine.

[underwhere]

Machine spits out a quaffle, a bludger, and a snitch.

Inserts polyjuice potion.