Eir Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 The machine gives you combo D from Arby's. Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Oh dear. I insert terryfighter into the machine again! Don't you ever get sick of being inserted into the machine, terryfighter? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Machine spits bubbles of soap and burps loudly, thanks to the previous dump of dirty terries. Insserts bleach. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Machine spits out a bottle of green dye in honor of St. Patrick's Day. Inserts corned beef and cabbage Link to comment
Eir Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Machine spits out a disgusting meal. I insert a Chinese cookbook! Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Machine spits out MSG. Inserts 10 habanero peppers. Link to comment
Eir Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Machine spits out tums. Inserts a spice whimps bumper sticker. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Machine spits out a bumper sticker that says, "Honk if you love Taco Bell" Inserts a Chihuahua (a stuffed one--no animals should be hurt during this game) Link to comment
Eir Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Machine spits out a clueless suburbanite who thinks it is cool to use chihuahuas as fashion accessories. I insert an enema into the machine! Link to comment
Bonsai Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Machine produces rainbow, with some cinnamon dust & candy orange for dessert. Inserts magic mushroom Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Machine plays music video of "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" Inserts Neil Diamond. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Machine issues Lynyrd Skynyrd Inserts Alabama Link to comment
Eir Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Machine blares: Sweet Home, Alabama. (It won't stop repeating the song) I insert a pair of ear buds into the machine Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Machine spits out note thanking terryfighter for the ear buds. (Apparently, the machine hates the song it was singing.) Inserts all of the required instruments to play the William Tell Overture. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Machine plays JSB's Chaconne with each instrument that was inserted (except percussions), one instrument per time. Inserts Alien's egg. Link to comment
musicaddict Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Machine spits out Dana Scully. Inserts Jersey Shore DVD (poor machine). Link to comment
Eir Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 The machine becomes stuck up, egotistical, keeps a chihuahua in a purse, and spits out a note: I am so awesome, you may call me God! I insert a dose of humility into the machine! Link to comment
Bonsai Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Machine gets hit by a wave of spirituality and starts preaching atonement, chastity and despise for the wealth of this world. Inserts "The Prince" by Niccolò Macchiavelli Link to comment
Eir Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Machine excerpts Oedipus. I insert A copy of "How I met your mother" Link to comment
Bonsai Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Machine cannot stop humming "Hey Beautiful" Inserts "Ich Will" by Rammstein Link to comment
Eir Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Machine likes Heavy Metal, so it gives you uranium so it can have more metal. I insert an an electric guitar into the machine! Link to comment
Bonsai Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Machine issues some very fast and very distorted riffs based on BWV 1007 (sorry for the poor cello prelude!) Inserts electric shockwave through so-called non-lethal tazer Link to comment
Eir Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Machine spits out a Zat Gun, which shoots you on impact Inserts an etiquette book into the machine Link to comment
Bonsai Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Machine spits out ashes of the etiquette book (Bad machine ) Inserts a blue "serenity pill" and some Maalox Link to comment
Eir Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Machine spits out a loopy telemarketer. I insert the national do not call list Link to comment
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