The Vending Machine Game

[Juliabam]

Machine goes KABOOM, disintegrating into a million tiny pieces, before coallescing back into a triangle duck, which then emits a flurry of quacks.

Insert bread crumbs.

Machine uses bread crumbs to find back to main start page and starts all over

inserts new vending strategy

[freswith]

Machine issues political manifesto and stands for parliament.

Insert vote.

[square_duck]

Machine issues political manifesto and stands for parliament.

Insert vote.

machine rattles and spews out another lump of coal

insert Milk of Magnesia

[freswith]

Machine gives a mighty belch and then refers to the belch it made in a speech at Biggleswade in 1972...

Insert dose of reality.

[Bonsai]

Reality is machined into fiction through a patented process.

The dose of fiction obtained, however, is just 80% in weight the dose of reality inserted.

Inserts Pandora's vase.

[Juliabam]

Reality is machined into fiction through a patented process.

The dose of fiction obtained, however, is just 80% in weight the dose of reality inserted.

Inserts Pandora's vase.

machine calls Pandora and ask her to come and pick up her vase

inserts old flowers

[freswith]

Machine produces beautiful bouquet of fresh flowers and proposes to Julia's wheelchair.

Insert Pippa Middleton.

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces map to Middle Pippaton.

Inserts small plastic drum full of cherry flavored Toxic Waste candy.

[freswith]

Machine issues full spread of radioactive Japanese sushi.

Insert Geiger counter

[Bonsai]

Machine spits out uranium ore.

Inserts a Penis pointing pee pee doll

[underwhere]

Machine spits out peepee because the doll was inserted in the wrong direction.

Inserts a sign which reads, "This end up" and inserts it in the proper direction.

[Juliabam]

Machine spits out peepee because the doll was inserted in the wrong direction.

Inserts a sign which reads, "This end up" and inserts it in the proper direction.

machine flips upside down and still spits out pee pee

inserts a catheter and a bag to connect it to

[freswith]

Machine emits size 12 industrial steel-capped boot into seat of Julia's wheelchair.

Insert recording of Elgars 'cello concerto.

(Trying to raise the tone a little above Julia's understanding!)

[underwhere]

Machine spits out a shoe horn tuned to the key of e minor.

Insert shoe horn virtuoso artist.

[Juliabam]

Machine spits out a shoe horn tuned to the key of e minor.

Insert shoe horn virtuoso artist.

machine pinches underwear, such one does not exist

Inserts 40 year old moon car

[aleyxsis]

spits out 40 year moon car says it a fake !

iserts new vw volkswagon also a fake !

[underwhere]

spits out genuine $200 bill. hmmmmmmm

reinserts $200 bill just to be sure it really is genuine.

[Bonsai]

Spits out a 200 $ with Bin Laden face on it and the inscription "Martyrs of the Holy War, your souls will guide us up to the final victory." Its green is like Saudi Arabia flag's green.

Inserts the bill again into machine and presses button for assistence.

[square_duck]

Spits out a 200 $ with Bin Laden face on it and the inscription "Martyrs of the Holy War, your souls will guide us up to the final victory." Its green is like Saudi Arabia flag's green.

Inserts the bill again into machine and presses button for assistence.

Help button flashes wildly as an alarm goes off, and the button shoots off and embeds itself in Bonsai's skull in self defense, then spits out a cheap hooker he paid for with the $200 bill..

Insert industrial steel toed boot from Julia's chair...

[freswith]

Machine emits boot at high velocity into underwhere's underwear.

Insert bag of frozen peas.

[Juliabam]

Machine emits boot at high velocity into underwhere's underwear.

Insert bag of frozen peas.

and out oozes a pea soup that covers the entire machine room

inserts fog horn (driven by the rest of the king size can of bug spray)

[freswith]

Machine plays the Trumpet Voluntary and issues a periwig.

Insert footman.

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces failed superhero Hand Woman, who has many hands, but only one pair of arms.

Inserts Goldeneye 007 Wii version.

[square_duck]

machine spits out a mini me version of James Bond, who goes running down the hall screaming with his hair on fire

Inserts the winning cup from the "last post wins" thread....to keep Julia from getting it

[underwhere]

spits out running incinerator, with winning cup melted beyond recognition. Now nobody can have it! Bwahahahahahaha!

Inserts evil laugh.