freswith Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Machine emits angry Sikh covered in mongoose bites. Insert Kipling's "Jungle Book". Link to comment
Bonsai Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 His majesty The Mugger (crocodyle) lazily moves out of machine's main door and crashes 27 different Sikh's bones with just 1 bite. Inserts the 3 holy Sankara stones. Link to comment
:dlb Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Ejects Indiana Jones and 2 stones and says 2 stones is better than none.. insert Indy's fedora. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Ejects Merlin's tip hat. Inserts Gandalf's stick. Link to comment
underwhere Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Spits out powerful ring. Inserts the hole from the ring. Link to comment
freswith Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Gets back a packet of pre-drilled holes from Walmart. Insert four tokens from a corn flakes packet Link to comment
Bonsai Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Spits out a coupon for a 2 weeks vacation for 2 people in Colchis. Inserts a big wooden horse full of enemy warriors. Link to comment
freswith Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Machine emits body of marine major carrying plans for invasion of Greece - "The Man Who Never Was". Insert ticket for ferry to Mykonos. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Throws out a CD from ABBA. Inserts Yngwie Malmsteen's Rising force Link to comment
underwhere Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Machine floats away as a result of Rising Force. Due to mysteries beyond any person or creatures ability to understand, an identical machine reappears where the previous one had floated away, ten years after the fact. Inserts bank statement from 10 years ago. Link to comment
:dlb Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 machine laughs and says too late insert IRS Audit Link to comment
freswith Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 IRS audit comes back containing a chunk of unmentionable human waste. Insert a slim volume of Shakespeare's sonnets. Link to comment
:dlb Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 machine falls asleep insert mocha cappucino Link to comment
underwhere Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Machine never falls asleep again. Insert book of unsolvable Sudoku puzzles. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Machine never falls asleep again. Insert book of unsolvable Sudoku puzzles. machine uses the book as a pillow and falls asleep again inserts calming music cd Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 CD was mislabeled and machine starts doing a Pogo to the Dead Milkmen's "Bitchin Camaro" Inserts cyanide pill Link to comment
Juliabam Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 CD was mislabeled and machine starts doing a Pogo to the Dead Milkmen's "Bitchin Camaro" Inserts cyanide pill Machine gets white foam around it's insert but is a machine an can't be poisoned inserts guide to renwable energy sources Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Gets a large scale wind turbine farm Inserts packet of wind seeds for above farm Link to comment
freswith Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Machine inflates hugely then issues enormous farts. Insert lighted match. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Machine inflates hugely then issues enormous farts. Insert lighted match. Machine spits out ball of fire and grills freswith insert hot sauce for grilled frog legs Link to comment
Bonsai Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Barbeque ants start to get out from all machine's openings. Inserts DDT. Link to comment
freswith Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Machine issues enormous fire-ant which attacks Bonsai. Inserts SEAL team. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Machine gets all sealed up, but it seems like it still needs to get rid of some gass..hey why is the machine balooning like that?.. Inserts "blow" torch (actully I laid it in front of machine since the insert hole was sealed) Link to comment
freswith Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Machine moves gratefully over blow torch and burns a hole through its baseplate, before lifting off under the reaction of the jet of gas and flying round the room before landing on Julia with a dying splutter. (from the machine, not Julia.) and flattening her completely. Machine connects gas line to Julia and reinflates her. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Machine moves gratefully over blow torch and burns a hole through its baseplate, before lifting off under the reaction of the jet of gas and flying round the room before landing on Julia with a dying splutter. (from the machine, not Julia.) and flattening her completely. Machine connects gas line to Julia and reinflates her. Julia reinflates inserts thank you note Link to comment
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