BabyJune Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Gets book "Cantonese and Mandarin For Dummies" Inserts a pair of chopsticks (made from said Chinese bamboo calendar) Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Gets a Ronco "Veg-O-Matic" for faster chopping Inserts free "Ginsu" knife Link to comment
lilJester Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 gets back a 12 pack of cola inserts jar of peanuts Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Machine returns stuffed elephant inserts white piano keys Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Inserts miniature Ivory Tower Gets a bar of 99 44/100% pure Ivory Soap Link to comment
Snugglebug Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Receives: soapy enema mix Inputs: a joke in bad taste Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Gets a tasty cheesecake Inserts well-licked fork (after eating cheesecake ) Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Machine produces a new spork. Inserts doggy treat. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Gets a schizophrenic Pit Bull Terrier (or should that be terror? ) Inserts well-chewed fencepost Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 machine returns box of matchsticks inserts fireproof smoking apron Link to comment
freswith Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Machine issues 200 fireproof cigarettes. Inserts defective Ronson lighter. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Machine attempts to repair defective lighter but explodes inserts new machine Link to comment
freswith Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Machine issues huge bill for the destruction of the old machine Insert box of old foreign coins, long since demonetarised, including a 100,000 mark note from the Weimar republic. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Machine issues huge bill for the destruction of the old machine Insert box of old foreign coins, long since demonetarised, including a 100,000 mark note from the Weimar republic. Machine puts coin in foreign slotmachine, wins the jackpot, show this game its bare a** before it races off in its new Lamborghini Inserts 4 flat tires Link to comment
freswith Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Gets four tickets for having underinflated tyres. Inserts four puncture repair kits. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Gets 4 posters of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger all "Pumped Up" Inserts "Four-poster" bed (with the help of the officer who wrote the tickets who is in the hospital with a sprained back) Link to comment
BabyJune Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Gets a DVD of Disney's "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" movie Inserts a "Woodie" (C'mon! He's one of the main characters in "Toy Story" Dirty minds, I tell you). Link to comment
freswith Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Gets a Stiffie (C'mon, it's one of those characters in you-know-what. Whoever said I have a drty mind?) Inserts a tube of KY jelly Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Gets a set of XYY chromosomes (and wonders what frogging sex am I?) Inserts a jar of Strawberry jelly (non-sexual) Link to comment
freswith Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Gets back a jar of Old English Marmalade Inserts a dram of whisky - into the marmalade. (Now that's a naughty boy!) Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 And gets a drunken sandwich Inserts a dram of cordite Link to comment
BabyJune Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Gets a block of napalm Inserts some leftover fireworks Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 machine returns big bang theory inserts bible Link to comment
freswith Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Machine issues obsidian knife and do-it-yourself human sacrifice instructions. Insertssmall jade figure of Chac Mool Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Machine issues obsidian knife and do-it-yourself human sacrifice instructions. Insertssmall jade figure of Chac Mool Machine returns The incredible hulk inserts radioactive tape recorder Link to comment
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