The Vending Machine Game

[freswith]

Machine emits musical handcuffs and arrests you for fraud. There weren't any e-tickeys in 1968, no e-anything prior to Tim Berners-Lee

Insert bail bond.

[Juliabam]

machine return hus-bond

Inserts photo from freswiths marriage with hus-bond

[Snugglebug]

Returns: Movie poster from Octopussy

Insert: sushi

[freswith]

Machine returns two chopsticks and sachet of soy sauce.

Insert hachimaki

[Juliabam]

machine returns mumbojumbo

inserts no sence

[freswith]

Gets back "The World According to Julia" - no sense in that!

Insert Last Will and Testament

[Bettypooh]

There weren't any e-tickest in 1968

I was there in '68 but only one day and on the cheap and still young Dunno if there were E-tickets then- there aren't any now so I'm told I always wished I could do Disneyworld completely but the prices- UGH!

Receives executed executrix

Inserts a codicil

[freswith]

Machine rumbles, coughs and breaks out in sores

Inserts a dose of penicilin

[Juliabam]

machine quickly spits out a letter explaining about it's allergi to penicilin

Inserts a bunch of dirty clothes

[freswith]

Gets back clean, fresh clothes, torn to shreds.

inserts tobacco and rolling paper

[Juliabam]

machine blows skull shaped smoke 'rings', coughs, and dispences ill tasting tobacco flavoured chips

inserts air freshener

[freswith]

Machine emits bunch of Gladioli

Insert greenfly

[daddybrian]

Vending Machine returns a flyswater. Inserts book on types of flies.

[Juliabam]

machine reads through book, finds a page with a corner folded over, and zaps dadybrian into the insect showed on the page, as it thought that was what he wished since he gave it a book with a marked page.

Inserts fly swatter

[freswith]

machine makes many, many swatting sounds, and then issues a freshly-baked Garibaldi biscuit. (Freswith's favourite!)

Insert indigestion tablet

[Bettypooh]

Gets hammer and chisel to inscribe tablet with

Gets pamphlet on "How to avoid Indigestion" by A.S.S (Acid Stomach Society)

[Snugglebug]

Ejects: a pressed ham

Insert: mustard

[Juliabam]

machine returns sandwich

inserts half finger found in sandwich

[Snugglebug]

Ejects: a highschool shop class teacher

Insert: DIY ninja stars

[Juliabam]

machine returns lethal christmas ornaments

inserts new ears evening

[daddybrian]

Receives Invite to New Years Eve party with Julia, but needs to be given the kiss to return to human form. Inserts good luck charm

[Snugglebug]

Receives: a bowlful of a popular children's breakfast cereal

Insert: a frustrated lepBlahan

[freswith]

Gets a crock of fairy gold which evaporates as soon as it is touched.

Inserts a credit card

[Juliabam]

Gets a crock of fairy gold which evaporates as soon as it is touched.

Inserts a credit card

Freswith gets back note saying, homemade creditcards not valid in this machine

inserts meteorstorm

[freswith]

Julia get back lethal blast of gamma radiation. I hope she enjoys the glow it gives her.

Insert chess set.