Eir Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Machine spits out an angry Tiki god. Inserts pineapple Link to comment
BabyJune Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Machine spits out an album of Don Ho's Greatest Hits Inserts a ukulele Link to comment
underwhere Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Spits out Jack Benny. Inserts Abbot and Costelllo. Link to comment
Valisia Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Spits out a weeks vacation Insert custom your mama joke Link to comment
Eir Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 The machine spits out a note that says bwahahaha. Now your future kids will year your momma's butt so big jokes. I insert a book on etiquette into the machine! Link to comment
underwhere Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Machine spits out a hammer and bops terryfighter over the head with it, then said, "I'm so very sorry for that, Ma'am." Inserts summons for machine to appear in court to defend itself against a lawsuit by somebody representing terryfighter. Link to comment
Valisia Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Turtle suddenly pops out of the machine. Insert Terry and run away with Baby Turtle Link to comment
Bonsai Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Machine issues angry Terry, equipped with inflatable ball jumper. Inserts clues about a misterious conspirancy. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Machine spits out a copy of "The Da Vinci Code" and a dictionary so spelling can be checked <HEE HEE> (It's MYSTERIOUS CONSPIRACY, not "misterious conspirancy." Sorry--I've been working too hard on the final proofreading of a book). Link to comment
underwhere Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 To follow up on that conspiracy, inserts BabyJune into the machine since BabyJune forgot to insert anything. (You're proof reading is good, but you forgot the rules of this game. ) Link to comment
Bonsai Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Machine is unable to distinguish the dictionary from the clues of the mysterious conspiracy, so keeps BabyJune imprisoned inside to get full explanation on both. Inserts some bread & water to keep BabyJune fed. Link to comment
Valisia Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Spits out rent money Insert roommate Link to comment
BabyJune Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Machine spits out a DVD set of all the episodes of "Three's Company" Baby June inserts a sincere apology for not inserting something in the last post Link to comment
Guest babyturtle Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Out pops an adorable note that says its okay and signed by me Inserts a tooth Link to comment
Bonsai Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Machine issues a bone knife. Inserts a seed. Link to comment
leafy kille Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 machine spits out a hail of carrots in all directions TAKE COVER! once the machine has finished spewing high velocity vegetables I insert a piece of screwed up paper, two pennies and some lint from my pocket Link to comment
Eir Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I pop out of the machine, heavily diapered. I insert a phonebook into the machine with a taxi company circled. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Machine issues a single yellow cab driven by a drunken monkey. Inserts some glasses for 3D movie. Link to comment
leafy kille Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 the machine spits out a pirate dvd of the titanic 3d followed by a purveyor of licit dvds who doesn't seem to be able to say anything other than "dvd" and "5 for $10" i insert a carton of orange juice Link to comment
underwhere Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Spits out the orange juice without the carton. Inserts a mop to clean up the mess that was just made with the orange juice. Link to comment
Valisia Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Spits out a wet floor sign. Insert Lego castle Link to comment
leafy kille Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 spits out a baby dragon I insert my messy nappy after changing out of it Link to comment
Bonsai Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Machine spits package of extra tough, mega absorbent, escapist proof, desert dry granted diapers for baby elephants. Inserts giraffa puppy. Link to comment
leafy kille Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 machine spits out 3 dozen red toy cars inserts a large pile of dirty dishes Link to comment
underwhere Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Machine spits out a list of magic words which, when chanted, supposedly cause the dishes to clean themselves. Inserts "All sales are final" sign. Link to comment
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