The Vending Machine Game

[freswith]

Sounds of gunfire from inside the unperturbed machine as the A Team live up to their reputation for desperately incontinent musketry and lousy marksmanship as they fail to hit the machine even when they are inside it.

Insert "The British Army Guide to Hitting Things" by Major Sir Maltravers Freswith MC DSC DDT & bar, Royal Regiment of Frogs, my esteemed great-uncle.

[Yvhuce]

Machine issues the same book, but with "S" in front of "Hitting" in crayon. The picture on the back of the cover is replaced by that of Murdock.

Inserts the A-Team from the movie, who actually kill people, to back up the origional A-Team. If nothing else, the sheer awesomeness of 2 A-Teams in the same place may straighten out the machine.

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out the Powerpuff Girls who solve all the world's problems before bedtime.

Inserts a Marie Antoinette Bobble Head...without the head.

[underwhere]

Spits out King Henry VIII shouting, "Off with its head!"

Inserts actor playing the part of King Henry VIII from the play of the same name by William Shakespeare.

[Yvhuce]

Machine spits out both A-Teams. Old BA shouts "Shuddup, foo!" and both A-Teams proceed to beat up King Henry VIII.

Inserts a note that says "Shakespeare Sucks!"

[freswith]

Machine issues Shakespeare's immortal tragedy "Hiawatha" which breaks the hearts of all who see it.

Insert tear-stained handkerchief.

[Juliabam]

machine pinches handkerchief round freswiths nose and commands "Blow"!

inserts haz-mat container!

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces a mysterious and possibly radioactive glowing blue liquid.

Inserts mysterious glowing orange liquid.

[BabyJune]

Machine adds some vodka and spits out a "Screwdriver"

Inserts a recording of "Margaritaville"

[underwhere]

Spits out Jimmy Buffet.

Inserts Warren Buffet.

[aleyxsis]

spit out warren buffet says buy now pay later !! ( evil laugh)

inserts useless uruo dollers !

[Yvhuce]

Machine issues same amount in counterfeit Monopoly money.

Inserts glob of hair and soap scum from bathtub drain.

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out my brother (I wondered where he was!)

Inserts a green scrubbie and a gallon of extra-strength bathroom cleaner (to give a subtle hint to my brother).

[underwhere]

Spits out the newly patented "Canned Farts" which your brother makes ample use of.

Insert 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtledoves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

[freswith]

Machine emits:-

Six convicted vicars,

Five -- choir -- boys!

Four Boy Scouts,

Three dirty whores,

Two shithouse doors!

And my Lord Montague of Beaulieu.

Insert condom.

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces creepy balloon animal.

Inserts this weird thing the dogs dug up in the backyard.

[Bonsai]

Machine issues a perfect, pidgeon egg dimension, emerald.

Inserts a handful of dirt.

[ginjeet]

Machine washed it up and spat handful of cleaness.

Insert my flying broom.

[Bonsai]

Machine issues flying persian carpet (kamikaze version).

Inserts old oil lamp that needs to be brushed.

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out Robin Williams as the genie from "Aladdin."

Inserts Robin Williams as "Mork"

[Guest]

Machine spits out 'Mork' Dressed as Robin Williams

Inserts a Pok'e ball.

[underwhere]

Spits out a baseball.

Inserts umpire.

[Bonsai]

Spits out contested third base.

Inserts wrong decision.

[underwhere]

Spits out rioting fans.

Inserts Taser gun.

[Bonsai]

Spits out rage and pain and some pics of wounded people.

Inserts investigation on police.