The Vending Machine Game

[Juliabam]

machine eats freswith, raw!

inserts napkin!

[Baby Brian]

Foam expands too rapidly and machine sneezes it back out covering you and everyone else around you in aseptic foam.

Inserts a tissue.

[Bonsai]

Machine issues a plastic absorbent bib.

Inserts a large sugary & sticky lollipop, strawberry taste, and a big wasp.

[Yvhuce]

Machine issues a cloud of wasp-like mini-helicopter drones armed with cutting lasers, which proceed to cut up Bonsai's food, and then fly off.

Inserts the movie he can't find the name of. It has helicopter drones armed with lasers and would've been made in the 80's or early 90's.

[WetAmy]

Machine issues a copy of BlackHawk Down. (Not the movie you are thinking of)

Inserts my Girl Power T-shirt.

[Bonsai]

Machine returns a Powerpuff Girl shirt ("Let's save the world... before bedtime")

Inserts bedtime's standard procedure datasheet.

[freswith]

Machine lays Brahms lullaby as set for blart-horn and bass drum.

Insert ear defenders.

[WetAmy]

Machine pops out a silencer for a pistol

Inserts my bed sheets

[freswith]

Machine rumbles, churns and sloshes, then extends a small drawer from its front.

Insert cupful of detergent.

[underwhere]

Machine spits out Julie Andrews singing "A Spoonful of Sugar".

Inserts the medicine that that is supposed to help go down in a most delightful way.

[Bonsai]

Machine is allergic to the medicine and so issues back Wet Amy's sheets with some small red spots on it.

Inserts purge cycle to allow machine to get rid of the medicine.

[WetAmy]

Machine spits back out some Pepto Bismo.

Inserts my sheets with the red spots on them

[Bonsai]

Machine issues many pois sheets, several versions available so you can choose the one you prefer (http://blog.tessuti.com/tag/pois/)!

Inserts colored smarties.

[WetAmy]

Machine issues Shock Tarts

Inserts Pois sheets

[Juliabam]

Machine slaps baby brain on the cheek for not following the thread and the eats freswith once again... RAW

inserts napkin

[WetAmy]

Machine issues an oragami swan.

Inserts an old coin.

[Bonsai]

Machine beeps and cries

[WetAmy]

Machine shakes and opens up, releasing an enraged rhino.

Inserts empty tube of soothing salve.

[freswith]

Freswith, having been swallowed whole get again, simply opens his personal toolkit and takes a sonic screwdriver to the 3/8" Gribley on the revolving catamite which allows the Chapman Strut to ride up on the cackanded gyro governor and contact the spinning hydrvortex generator, forcing it into the worble box and shattering the high-pressure manifold releasing all the pressure in the gravitational induction system. As any fule kno, this will release the emergency escape panel on the back of the machine and let Freswith walk free.

Freswith then inserts Julia into the wildly-bucking machine and drops a lighted match down the hygroscope port.

[Juliabam]

machine pushes rewind button not wanting to be set alight, system is back to before eating freswith

inserts plans to tie freswith on arms and legs before letting him be eaten, for approval by machine

[freswith]

Machine issues disapproval, regarding such measures as unsporting .

Freswith inserts a gallon of old sump oil - into Julia's nappy.

[Yvhuce]

Machine issues $1.5 million fine for illegal dumping.

Inserts the legendary MacGyver vs The A-Team script.

[Juliabam]

Machine reads the script, then kicks yvhuce for being borng

inserts yvhuces behind for more kicking just because it looks funny

[Bonsai]

Machine delivers a couple of lead padded booties to keep things more close to ground (and for better kicking!)

Inserts Julias behind to grant some company for Yvhuces.

[Yvhuce]

Machine assumes it's an exchange and releases Yvhuce.

Inserts The A-Team, to beat the crap out of the machine and shoot it a few times to put an end to this abuse of machine users.