The Vending Machine Game

[Bettypooh]

Gets a flammable belch

Inserts well- emptied flagon

Bettypooh

[freswith]

Gets flagon refilled with ale.

Insert one groat.

[Guest refridginator]

recieves one jim breuer

inserts a gerbil exircise ball

[BabyJune]

Gets back a gerbil with six-pack abs

Inserts the book "Pilates for Rodents"

[freswith]

Machine issues a hugely muscular rat which kicks me on the shin.

Insert a ferret.

[Bettypooh]

Gets a slightly scruffy picture of Compo Simmonite

Inserts a pair of baggy stockings

[BinkyBoy RA]

Recieves Metalica ticket then realizes that it's from '87.

Inserts discarded lamp post.

[freswith]

Machine issues very relieved dog.

Insert BA(Hons) in Policy, Philosophy and Economics.

[Juliabam]

Machine issues very relieved dog.

Insert BA(Hons) in Policy, Philosophy and Economics.

Machine returns message stating it's soo bored now.

inserts a nintendo wee, 2 games and a nappy for the nintendo

[freswith]

Machine does nothing for a long, long time. Then I give it a thump. Machine rumbles and issues an error message saying: "Don't bother me I'm busy!" Thump the machine again. Another error message: "Go Away! You don't understand me! I Hate You!"

Insert large dose of sennapods.

[BabyJune]

Gets an overfilled diaper.

Inserts a bottle of Castoria

[BinkyBoy RA]

Machine ejects half a ping pong ball.

Inserts an opaque elephant.

[underwhere]

Machine screeches, whines, and eventually spits out a poached egg with a note attached saying "Elephant poaching is illegal, especially the endangered opaque elephant!"

Inserts organic home-grown tomato

[freswith]

Machine issues rotten tomato at high velocity.

Insert pair of flared trousers.

[BabyJune]

Gets an LP record of the "Saturday Night Fever" soundtrack

Inserts a disco ball

[Juliabam]

Gets an LP record of the "Saturday Night Fever" soundtrack

Inserts a disco ball

machine returns a request for other discoball and disco penis

inserts GRS kit.

[freswith]

Machine emits immaculate model railway engine from Graden Railway Services.

Inserts Guards cap, flag and whistle.

[Juliabam]

Machine emits immaculate model railway engine from Graden Railway Services.

Inserts Guards cap, flag and whistle.

Machine returns Indian trafic controller

insert red light

[freswith]

Julia's eyes light up and glow red!

insert roll of barrel-organ music and crank the handle

[underwhere]

Machine issues warning note saying "Back up, fast!" then spews forth the glass shards from a broken mirror.

Inserts the punchline of the funniest joke ever told.

[Juliabam]

Machine issues warning note saying "Back up, fast!" then spews forth the glass shards from a broken mirror.

Inserts the punchline of the funniest joke ever told.

machine returns note with the words Hah Haaah

inserts a bag, a stick, a wheelbarrel and 2 shiny coins.

[freswith]

Machine issues new wheelchair for Julia, turbocharged and with ABS.

Insert Jeremy Clarkson's latest testicle-carrier.

[Juliabam]

Machine issues new wheelchair for Julia, turbocharged and with ABS.

Insert Jeremy Clarkson's latest testicle-carrier.

machine designs an amphibian version of Borats mankini

inserts fashion statement

[freswith]

Machine issues demand for overdraft on fashion statement to be repaid. Issues bailiff wearing loud floral-patterned shirt and Bermuda shorts with plastic sandals.

Insert Julia's favourite bikini with the tie-side plastic pants.

[Juliabam]

Machine issues demand for overdraft on fashion statement to be repaid. Issues bailiff wearing loud floral-patterned shirt and Bermuda shorts with plastic sandals.

Insert Julia's favourite bikini with the tie-side plastic pants.

Machine returns a bathing cap and a pair of goggles for freswith

inserts new photo for the papers