Bettypooh Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Gets a flammable belch Inserts well- emptied flagon Bettypooh Link to comment
freswith Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Gets flagon refilled with ale. Insert one groat. Link to comment
Guest refridginator Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 recieves one jim breuer inserts a gerbil exircise ball Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Gets back a gerbil with six-pack abs Inserts the book "Pilates for Rodents" Link to comment
freswith Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Machine issues a hugely muscular rat which kicks me on the shin. Insert a ferret. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Gets a slightly scruffy picture of Compo Simmonite Inserts a pair of baggy stockings Link to comment
BinkyBoy RA Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Recieves Metalica ticket then realizes that it's from '87. Inserts discarded lamp post. Link to comment
freswith Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Machine issues very relieved dog. Insert BA(Hons) in Policy, Philosophy and Economics. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Machine issues very relieved dog. Insert BA(Hons) in Policy, Philosophy and Economics. Machine returns message stating it's soo bored now. inserts a nintendo wee, 2 games and a nappy for the nintendo Link to comment
freswith Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Machine does nothing for a long, long time. Then I give it a thump. Machine rumbles and issues an error message saying: "Don't bother me I'm busy!" Thump the machine again. Another error message: "Go Away! You don't understand me! I Hate You!" Insert large dose of sennapods. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Gets an overfilled diaper. Inserts a bottle of Castoria Link to comment
BinkyBoy RA Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Machine ejects half a ping pong ball. Inserts an opaque elephant. Link to comment
underwhere Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Machine screeches, whines, and eventually spits out a poached egg with a note attached saying "Elephant poaching is illegal, especially the endangered opaque elephant!" Inserts organic home-grown tomato Link to comment
freswith Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Machine issues rotten tomato at high velocity. Insert pair of flared trousers. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Gets an LP record of the "Saturday Night Fever" soundtrack Inserts a disco ball Link to comment
Juliabam Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Gets an LP record of the "Saturday Night Fever" soundtrack Inserts a disco ball machine returns a request for other discoball and disco penis inserts GRS kit. Link to comment
freswith Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Machine emits immaculate model railway engine from Graden Railway Services. Inserts Guards cap, flag and whistle. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Machine emits immaculate model railway engine from Graden Railway Services. Inserts Guards cap, flag and whistle. Machine returns Indian trafic controller insert red light Link to comment
freswith Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Julia's eyes light up and glow red! insert roll of barrel-organ music and crank the handle Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Machine issues warning note saying "Back up, fast!" then spews forth the glass shards from a broken mirror. Inserts the punchline of the funniest joke ever told. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Machine issues warning note saying "Back up, fast!" then spews forth the glass shards from a broken mirror. Inserts the punchline of the funniest joke ever told. machine returns note with the words Hah Haaah inserts a bag, a stick, a wheelbarrel and 2 shiny coins. Link to comment
freswith Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Machine issues new wheelchair for Julia, turbocharged and with ABS. Insert Jeremy Clarkson's latest testicle-carrier. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Machine issues new wheelchair for Julia, turbocharged and with ABS. Insert Jeremy Clarkson's latest testicle-carrier. machine designs an amphibian version of Borats mankini inserts fashion statement Link to comment
freswith Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Machine issues demand for overdraft on fashion statement to be repaid. Issues bailiff wearing loud floral-patterned shirt and Bermuda shorts with plastic sandals. Insert Julia's favourite bikini with the tie-side plastic pants. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Machine issues demand for overdraft on fashion statement to be repaid. Issues bailiff wearing loud floral-patterned shirt and Bermuda shorts with plastic sandals. Insert Julia's favourite bikini with the tie-side plastic pants. Machine returns a bathing cap and a pair of goggles for freswith inserts new photo for the papers Link to comment
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