Juliabam Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 machine returns membership to the soft food dining club inserts spork Link to comment
freswith Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Machine bursts with terrible farting noise and flies off around the room Inserts punctures repair kit. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 machine patches up and returns super hackerproof and with new internetexplorer installed Inserts Windows7 dvd and a questionmark Link to comment
freswith Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Machine installs Windows 7 and promises to be more rational, offer better performance and less inclined to crash. Machine morphs into Lancia Stratos, roars away in a cloud of burnt rubber, spins, crashes and comes last. Insert insurance claim form Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Machine returns no coverage due to self inflicted damage Inserts telephone and a roar Link to comment
freswith Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Machine returns telephone, unlocked, recharged and programmed with the numbers of your favourite drug dealers. Insert bong Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 machine returns the brass bell from an old church where the bong sound came from. Inserts big bang Link to comment
freswith Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Machine emits Professor Stephen Hawking complete with a plethora of mathematical formulae. Inssert half-read (and quarter-understood) copy of "A Brief History of Time") Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 machine returns a brief understandable story some time. Inserts freswiths longer toe from his left forefoot Link to comment
freswith Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Freswith receives sensual finger massage. Inserts rest of foot. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Machine serves a burger with suspiciously looking green meat! Inserts 2 feet of well aged oak and a carving knife Link to comment
freswith Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Machine returns quite small totem pole carved with Julia's image with wings coming out of her ears. Inserts tomahawk. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Machine aims for a split and points tomahawk at freswith and shoots it out with 120 Freswith feet/hour, freswith ducks, tomahawk hits tree, tree falls over and freswith is now 5 microfreswithfoot lower from the impact with the treetrunk inserts freswithfoot to foot convertion table Link to comment
freswith Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Machine coughs, rattles, and declares itself to be irrevocably metric (At 1:1 I hardly need worry about a tomahawk being thrown at 120 feet per minute as it is only 2 feet per second. Time to have a cup of tea, and then dodge.) Insert string of French Onions and a baguette. Link to comment
daddybrian Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Gets loaf of French onion baguette bread and tub of butter. Inserts cook-book of bread recipes Link to comment
freswith Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Gets a perfect bread-and-butter pudding - in the face. Inserts bill for renovation and restoration of valuable early mediaeval beard.. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 machine returns laughter inserts photo of freswith with his "broken" beard Link to comment
freswith Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Machine issues small pot of "Dr Snoddy's Patent Beard Restorer" and leaflet of testimoinals, one of which is from Juliabam saying how much her beard had been improved after using this product. Insert bottle of Snake Oil. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Gets 3m long lubricated Cobra who keeps repeating "Rikki Tikki Tavi" Inserts 45RPM record of "Ribbiting Fairy Tales" by someone named "Freswith" Link to comment
freswith Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Receives "Collected works of Rudyard Kipling" Inserts ten-rupee jezail I hope you are enjoying "Kim"! Link to comment
daddybrian Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Receives bank note saying jezail is not worth anything. Inserts request for police investigation Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Gets 'grilled' by Inspector Lestrade and Dr. Watson who angrily claims it was that jezail which caused his limp and you might have done it Inserts an old copy of a Christmas edition of "Harpers Bazaar" Link to comment
freswith Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Gets back a wild reindeer who promptly craps on the carpet, and a deerstalker hat Inserts a mince pie and a glass of sherry. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 machine burps and throws up because the pie wasn't properly cooked inserts cocacola for the stomach Link to comment
lilJester Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Gets a bottle of Root Beer *inserts bottle cap from root beer* Bettypooh apparently someone watched the CKY movie bam and brandon did hahahaha. okay you inserted cocacola you get peptobismal inserts cookie dough Link to comment
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