DailyDi Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher Link to comment
diaperpt Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 nice, cute, non-malicious. refreshing! Link to comment
Lil_Miss_Ruffles Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 There were some really cute ones in there and they made me laugh. Thanks for sharing. Ruffles Link to comment
diamondback6881 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Pretty funny. Link to comment
hidden Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 awsome! like the GW one! Link to comment
Guest Juni's Cute Baby Lucy Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Giggles I'll be passing these on to my friends!!! hehehe Hugs Lucy Link to comment
dlbbyboy Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 good clean jokes are always cool. Link to comment
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