Baby Johnny Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Your Mommy is so stupid she died waiting for a red light bulb to change to green. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 20, 2008 Author Share Posted December 20, 2008 Your mommy is so stupid she plants bird seeds hoping to grow a new pet! Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Your mommy so wierd she eats corn on the cob still on the stalk. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Yo mommy's old bathwather is bottled and sold as rat poison. Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Yo mommy so ugly, turning into a frog was an improvement. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 yo mommy is a very disappointed woman. Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Your Mommy is so stupid she actually thinks your smart. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 your mommy is so stupid she uses the letters on the phonepad to dial 911. -- 6463-663-663 Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Your mommy so fat she sweats french fry oil. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Yo mummy actually voted for them! Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 22, 2008 Author Share Posted December 22, 2008 Your mommy is so silly she kissed Freswith. Your mommy was so silly she actually thought he was a prince and married him, and now, look at yourself and see what she did wrong Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Your mommy so gassy she invented the brown note. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 22, 2008 Author Share Posted December 22, 2008 Your mommy farts with such a force that they named a hurricane after her Link to comment
freswith Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Yo mommy's farts are so enormous that the are a major cause of global warming. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 22, 2008 Author Share Posted December 22, 2008 Your mommys farts smells like dead flies Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Your Mommy stinks so bad even the flies hide from her. Link to comment
Newroad Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Your mommy is so stupid she thinks depends are swim diapers for the deep end of the pool. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 22, 2008 Author Share Posted December 22, 2008 Your mommy is so confused she screams ON WHAT!!!! each time she reads the name of previous mentioned nappies! Link to comment
Newroad Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Your momy is so fat every time she moves Yoda sense a change in the force Link to comment
freswith Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Yo mommy is so fat she bends space-time. Link to comment
tenderheart Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 you mommy is like a Christmas tree everyone hangs their balls on her Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Yo mama so sad, because she's your mom. Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Your Mommy spends her days waiting for pigs to fly. Link to comment
Newroad Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Your Mommy is so fat that when you went to the elephant exhibet the keepers set off the escape alarm. Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Your mommy so fat George Lucas almost hired her to play Jabba the Hutt. Link to comment
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