Newroad Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Your mommy so easy she's landed more marines than Iwo Jima Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Your Momma is so ugly mirrors break just hearing her name. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 Your mommy is so ugly the police forbids her to leave the house because of concerns for the public safety Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Your mama so fat and stupid she took a ride on a submarine she farted and it imploded killing everyone aboard. Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Your Mommy is so stupid she set her clothes on fire to get warm. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Yo Mommy voted for Bush Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 Your mommy is so tall she only dated king kong Link to comment
freswith Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 ...but yo mummy married him... Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Your mommy so dumb her name is Carrie and thinks her own name is spelled Carry, and whenever she sees carr out t a restraunt she thinks shes not allowed. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 your mommy is so ugly she is only allowed to work as a scary troll in same mines! Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 your mommy is so boring pee ple fall asleep just thinking about her Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 thank you for the correction, I forgot how it really was, her comes the true fact. You abrera is soooo boring your mommy falls asleep just thinking about you Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Your mommy so ugly the neighbor kids confuse her with Shrek the famous ogre. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 17, 2008 Author Share Posted December 17, 2008 Your mommy is so far out, that it will take centuries to fetch her back Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Yo mama stinks so much power companies pay her for use of her methane production. Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 You Mommy is so nasty that other parents tell their children, "if you don't behave, I'll give you to her." Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 Your mommy is so dumb, they use her as benchmark for maximum stupidity! Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 Your mommy is so evil she was a guy named Adolf's greatest idol! Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Your mommy so ugly she went scuba-diving once and scared a monkfish to death. (look up monkfish) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 Your mommy is such a bad singer they use her as warning signal in case of nuclear catastrophe Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your mommy looks and is so weird Michael Jackson uses her as a bodyguard look-alike. Link to comment
Baby Johnny Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your Mommy is so clumsy she tried to get into her car in a parking lot and ended up totaling it and all the surrounding ones. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 19, 2008 Author Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your mommy is so fat, if she eats a chocoloate bar while being in her car, she will have to diet for 3 days before she can get out of it again Link to comment
:dlb Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Your mommy is a lawn mower. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 20, 2008 Author Share Posted December 20, 2008 Your mommy is so big that she have to use 2 bathtubs... for her footbath Link to comment
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