Would You Like To Play "questions"?

[BabyJune]

Did you try asking a professional chef?

[underwhere]

What makes you think a professional chef would know the answer to that question about omelets?

[freswith]

If you leave an omelet to grow and mature, will it eventually become an Om?

[underwhere]

What is an Om?

[Juliabam]

What is an Om?

is it the front part of an omen?

[underwhere]

Are you sure you meant an omen, and not Amman, which is the capital of Jordan?

[freswith]

Is that Jordan the silicon-enhanced reality-television "celebrity"?

And if one is called "Amman" then what is the other one called?

[underwhere]

Why wouldn't it be Michael Jordan, and wouldn't his wife be "Awwoman"?

[freswith]

Is it really true that "Jordan", the working name of the appalling (silicon enhancement ground-zero) Katie Price hasn't inflicted herself on the USA yet?

How do I emigrate?

[underwhere]

Would you voluntarily leave the lilypad at St. James Park behind for such an opportunity?

[freswith]

Do you think they'd mind if I moored it on Central Park Lake?

[Juliabam]

Do you think they'd mind if I moored it on Central Park Lake?

Didn't you mean you wanted to moon on Central Park Lane?

[freswith]

Isn't it very dangerous to moon in Central Park? With all those Americans around, wouldn't someone try to land on it?

[underwhere]

Is it really supposed to be my problem if they land on you?

[freswith]

What problems do you have then? (answer in not more than 3000 words)

[Juliabam]

What problems do you have then? (answer in not more than 3000 words)

Would a frog even be able to understand human problems? and do they know how to count to 3000?

[freswith]

Did you realise that all I need is a kiss to make me perfectly human?

http://www.wqad.com/news/wqad-osaka-restuarant-you-tube-toad-licker081110,0,455538.story

[Juliabam]

Did you realise that all I need is a kiss to make me perfectly human?

http://www.wqad.com/news/wqad-osaka-restuarant-you-tube-toad-licker081110,0,455538.story

Didn't you know it was too risky to kiss wild animals with all these unknown diseases they can carry?

[freswith]

Are they any worse than the diseases carried by the Opposite Sex?

...and while we are on the subject will someone please tell me which one is the "Opposite Sex"?

[Juliabam]

Are they any worse than the diseases carried by the Opposite Sex?

...and while we are on the subject will someone please tell me which one is the "Opposite Sex"?

wouldn't the oposite sex be the others?

[underwhere]

How many others are there?

[freswith]

Tell me how I may love thee, let me count the ways...?

[underwhere]

You call that a question?

[freswith]

Would you like to name the other possible combinations?

[Juliabam]

Would you like to name the other possible combinations?

Don't you think that will be a bit too much information for you?