Corrupt-a-wish

[Jabez]

Granted. You don't get robbed; you become the victim of a hit-and-run.

I hope the doctors let me in to see Freswith at the hospital!

[freswith]

Granted. The Doctors let you in and you find Freswith is back to his usual self.

I hope the horror is not too much for you.

[Jabez]

Granted, but unfortunately I pass out due to my fear of hospitals.

I hope I don't get stuck in one.

[freswith]

Guaranteed. You don't get stuck in one. The maternity department turn you out as soon as you've delivered your little mistake.

I hope Jabez has an understanding Daddy.

[Jabez]

Granted. He's understanding in thinking that it needs to be given up for adoption.

I hope this stays quiet.

[freswith]

Granted. Apart from everybody who reads this board and all their friends, and their friends friends, it's a complete secret.

I hope this doesn't spoil your chances with Prince Harry.

[Juliabam]

Granted. Apart from everybody who reads this board and all their friends, and their friends friends, it's a complete secret.

I hope this doesn't spoil your chances with Prince Harry.

Granted, this will not spoil your chance with Prince Harry, and you will infact, make a lot of real true, and hairy froggy princes together

I hope Freswith will teach the hairy frog princes to be good kissers because they will need it!

[freswith]

Granted. I will employ Angelina Joli to instruct them.

I wish Julia would tell us what she drinks before making these surreal posts.

[Juliabam]

Granted, Julia will tell, but Freswith will not get any meaning out of it, because he doesn't drink from the same bottle.

I wish Freswith would understand!

[freswith]

Granted; Freswith understands Julia, but all too well.

I hope that Julia realises that the snark she is teasing is in fact a boojum, and she is about to quietly fade away.!

[Juliabam]

Granted; Freswith understands Julia, but all too well.

I hope that Julia realises that the snark she is teasing is in fact a boojum, and she is about to quietly fade away.!

Granted, julia understands that this, before so welldefined creature the frog/toad Freswith is now a snark, and of its worse kind that makes pee ple fade away.

I wish Freswith will manage to keep away from the police snark dogs.

[freswith]

Granted. Freswith leads police dogs into Chinatown. None escape.

I hope Julia likes Doggy Chow Mein

[lilJester]

granted! *waves wand and turns julia into a dog...sadly she ate your slippers and made a boom on the rug......

I wish i wasn't so depressed

[babyvr6]

Granted, you are cured of depression, but the experimental treatment caused stage four pancreatic cancer and now have a 5% chance of survival.

I wish Diapcrow will pull through and survive.

[lilJester]

granted i survive for a while but as a twisted man known as jigsaw

(honestly i thoguht someone would say i had a lobotomy haha)

i wish diapers werent so expensive.

[babyvr6]

Granted, they are less expensive. But you get a pay cut equal to the decrease in price.

I wish that Diapcrow would get his Lobotomy.

[lilJester]

granted now i jsut sit and drool on myself while looking out the window

i wish my back wasnt sore still

[babyvr6]

Granted your back is no longer physically sore. But the backs of all those you interact with are now sore, and due to their incessant whining about their sore backs, your back develops phantom sympathetic pain.

I wish Doctors would stop acting like walking pill dispensaries.

[Creepymouse]

Granted, now every doctor on earth is bound to a wheelchair. Great job.

I wish I could afford a better computer.

[babyvr6]

Granted, you find one but you can't afford it.

I wish for something very tasty to eat.

[Guest Baby Tiana]

Granted, you get something tasty to eat but it gives you food poisoning.

I wish I didn't feel so awkward around close friends that I rarely get to see.....

[lilJester]

granted you no longer feel awkward even when your diaper is obviously showing because you now constantly forget your pants....

i wish my joints weren't aching from the cold

[babyvr6]

Granted, they now just ache all the time.

I wish for a wish.

[Guest Baby Tiana]

Granted, but your wish fails to make it through processing in the wishing office of the Genie

I wish my room was cleaned and polished up nicely for my own enjoyment.

[freswith]

Granted, it's all cleaned up and polished, and now a dirty, scruffy kid like you is kept locked out of it.

I wish I had Baby Tiana around to clean and polish my lilypad.