crys_138 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted, but the cops raze it after mistaking it for a crackhouse. I wish for clove cigarettes. Link to comment
Alice-chan Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted, but it turns out that they have too much nicotine in them and you become too addictive. I wish I knew how to play guitar. The Angel of Hope, Alice Link to comment
crys_138 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted, but you play in such a way that all you attract are old people. I wish I had an amplifier for my electric guitar. Link to comment
Alice-chan Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted But the feedback from the amp is so horrible, your guitar combusts. I wish I had a Yellow Vespa The Angel of Hope, Alice Link to comment
crys_138 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted, but by the time it's delivered, the yellow one is uncool. I wish my kitty would stop trying to eat my hand in the mornings. Link to comment
Alice-chan Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted, but now your hand is being eaten by a bear. I wish I could buy a person's soul on eBay The Angel of Hope, Alice Link to comment
crys_138 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted, but buying from the Devil is a sin, so you end up in Hell anyways. I wish people weren't so serious. Link to comment
Alice-chan Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted but now no one Takes anything seriously and a meteor crashes into the earth. I wish I could sleep for days The Angel of Hope, Alice Link to comment
crys_138 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted... you sleep for 10000 days, and everyone you ever cared about is gone. I wish I could play Mega Man 9 right now. Link to comment
Alice-chan Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted but someone deleted your save files I wish I had a mobile suit. The Angel of Hope, Alice Link to comment
crys_138 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted, but it's made of cardboard and duct tape. I wish there was something worth watching on television. Link to comment
Alice-chan Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted but The show is only 3 minutes long. I wish I lived by myself The Angel of Hope, Alice Link to comment
crys_138 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted. Everyone else you could ever meet or live with now never existed. I wish for a widescreen. Link to comment
Alice-chan Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted but its so wide it cant fit in your house. I wish I had lifetime supply of pringles The Angel of Hope, Alice Link to comment
crys_138 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted, but as a condition, you can't have any other kind of food. I wish for a vegetarian variant on a Philly Cheesesteak. Link to comment
Alice-chan Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted but it tastes like a donkey's butt. I wish I could fly to the moon The Angel of Hope, Alice Link to comment
crys_138 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted, but you forget to wear your spacesuit. I wish for immortality. Link to comment
Alice-chan Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted but youre stuck in a block of ice. I wish someone would give me a high five The Angel of Hope, Alice Link to comment
crys_138 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted. You're given the High Five Interchange in Dallas, but the terms are extremely harsh. I wish that US 66 still existed. Link to comment
Alice-chan Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted but while driving on it, the cops think you're a smuggler. I wish that I had a plate of sushi. I'm hungry The Angel of Hope, Alice Link to comment
crys_138 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted, but the rice is overdone. I wish for crunchy rolls. Link to comment
Alice-chan Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted but the deep frier burns the rolls I wish I could cook The Angel of Hope, Alice Link to comment
crys_138 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted, but then your neighbors call the cops on you, because the only thing you learned to cook kills people. I wish for a new computer. Link to comment
Alice-chan Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted but the computer is so monsterous, it hacks into the pentagon and launches an arrensal of nukes at your house. I wish I met Jesus The Angel of Hope, Alice Link to comment
crys_138 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Granted, but the time warping needed to make it possible screwed up history. I wish there were no men. Link to comment
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