Corrupt-a-wish

[freswith]

Granted; unfortunately the rats then leave the sinking banks and their fleas infect all the rest of us.

I wish the Euro would finally collapse before I go on holiday.

[underwhere]

Granted. The Euro collapses. Inflation goes through the roof, and as a result, you can afford to buy nothing.

I wish for the destruction of all monetary units.

[Guest babyturtle]

Granted but anything that has values is now mine and only mine

I wish that i could have one of those little house that have like a bunk and a little desk and stuff

[Eir]

Granted, however your little cabana does not have running water, there is a public showerhouse 5 miles from you.

I wish I had a hot babysitter to diaper me.

[Valisia]

Granted but the baby sitter is a Zombie that had been caught on fire and it melts the diaper.

I wish Terry had a fire extinguisher

[Guest babyturtle]

Granted but she has to run to my hut 5 miles away

I wish that i could go to the beach and make sand castles

[Eir]

Granted, but the sand is quicksand. Rescues turtle.

I wish he can find some real sand to play in.

[BabyJune]

GRANTED: Too bad he found quicksand

I wish we were allowed to act like children at least two hours a day. (Diapers included!)

[Eir]

Granted. Everyone is allowed to act like toddlers for at least two hours a day, diapers and all. Downside? The play diapers are so big you will have to buy new pants.

I wish the new pants are not that expensive.

[underwhere]

Granted. The pants cost absolutely nothing. Unfortunately, that is because they are made of the same special fabric as the Emporor's New Clothes.

I hope TMZ does not publish any photographs of people wearing those pants.

[Guest babyturtle]

Granted but they end up with much less viewers

I wish that i could have a garage and car for my mini house

[Eir]

Granted, your garage looks like a giant garbage can. You get a real beater to go along with it. But hey, you own it free and clear.

I hope the solar eclipse will be spectacular tonight!

[Valisia]

granted but the moon soon explodes soon after

I wish we saw that coming...

[underwhere]

Granted. We saw that coming. More precisely, Nostradamus saw that coming, but he forgot to tell us.

I wish that the moon exploding doesn't throw the earth out of its orbit around the sun.

[BabyJune]

GRANTED: But the earth stops rotating and we're left in perpetual darkness on our side of the planet.

I wish that the sun wasn't so hot during the summer.

[underwhere]

Granted. The sun is not so hot during the summer. Unfortunately, since you took up residence in the freezer, you now must deal with an overwhelming case of frostbite.

I wish that frostbite is not what happens when a person is bitten by Robert Frost.

[Guest *~Andi~*]

[PikaPikaTerri]

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[Guest *~Andi~*]

I wish for nothing.

[Guest *~Andi~*]

I grant my own wish.

[underwhere]

...and I will corrupt it. You never get anything else ever again.

I wish that people would appreciate my warped sense of humor a lot more than they do now.

[Guest *~Andi~*]

WISH GRANTED..... People appreciate your warped sense of humor....

Unfortunately, they never take anything you say literal ever ever ever again, and you are forever looked upon as 'the clown'

I wish that I could stay asleep at 3am instead of waking up every morning and then being tired all darn day...

[Eir]

Granted, however you get massive bowel movements at this time. You wake up in a dirty diaper at 6 am. Hope you enjoy it!

I wish Andi's shower is thorough!

[Guest *~Andi~*]

that was just gross....

[freswith]

I wish Andi's shower is thorough!

Granted, but she uses all the hot water. Cold shower for you!

I hope your cold shower is enjoyable and you don't catch pneumonia.