:dlb Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 granted, you have a new car.. insurance costs 1k a month and gas has risen to 15 bucks a gallon. I wish for independence from foreign oil. Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Granted, you get independence from foreign oil, but domestic oil has equally high prices. I wish I had a fairy godmother. Link to comment
:dlb Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 granted, but she likes me instead. I wish for my new fairy godmother to be nice and there when i need her Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Grantd. She is quite nice and always there when you need her to be. Unfortunately, that is never the same time as when you want her to be there, and she gets to be very annoying. I wish for MY fairy god mother to like me. Link to comment
freswith Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Granted. Your fairy godmother likes you. Unfortunately she is now senile and casts a spell which turns you into a pumpkin. I hope underwhere likes pumpkin. Link to comment
:dlb Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 granted, she likes to throw pumpkins at your house. hope freswith has pumpkin insurance. Link to comment
PeytonJ Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Granted, but it doesn't apply to rotting I wish I was allowed to kill several people without getting in trouble with the law or being put on the death penalty list! Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Granted: Check out the latest and most popular video games. I wish we could jump right into summer and cut out the cold, rainy spring weather. Link to comment
:dlb Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 granted, but it's gonna be a violent stormy summer. I wish we could get more players back into Star Wars Galaxies. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Granted. Unfortunately, they're all a bunch of elitist jerks who totally ruin the game for everyone else. I wish I had the key from The Lost Room. Link to comment
:dlb Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 granted, but while inside the room you lock yourself in without the key to get out. I wish for a drink from Outback steakhouse called The Wallaby Darned. Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Granted, but the wallaby was not too fond of this idea, so dlb got trampled by the wallaby. I wish for conjoined twins to be a more common occurrence in the world, without the negative medical effects often common to such people. (I think life would be so much more interesting this way.) Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Granted. Now, the majority of the people in the world are conjoined twins without medical problems. You, however, are still a singular person and everything is made for conjoined twins, and not singular people. I wish the news was actually as described on the Daily Show. Link to comment
:dlb Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 granted now news sucks I wish they would stop over-using the BREAKING NEWS headline.. Link to comment
underwhere Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Granted. The BREAKING NEWS headline has been permanently broken. It is now being replaced with a NEWS WE KNEW TEN YEARS AGO headline instead. I wish tio have a fantastic memory, such that I would never forget anything ever again. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 GRANTED: You remember everything but don't have time to get anything done because you're thinking all the time. I wish there were six (make that seven) Saturdays in every week. Link to comment
:dlb Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 granted, but you go crazy cuz you are always busy and active on saturday. I wish when there is an earthquake on madrid fault that i'll be safe. Link to comment
freswith Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Granted; you will be safe, but the tsunami generated in Lake Michigan backs up your drainage system and floods your house with raw sewage. I hope dlb has a good supply of deodorant. Link to comment
:dlb Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 granted, i have plenty of deodarant.. but i honestly never use it because i never sweat. I wish i could sweat, then i wouldnt overheat so easy. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 GRANTED: You get a notice in the mail from the IRS that you're being audited. I wish they'd hurry up and give me my tax refund. Link to comment
:dlb Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 granted, you recieve 2 dollars I wish for winning lottery ticket. Link to comment
freswith Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 You obtain one. Unfortunately the original owner signed it on the back and so you are arrested for robbery. I hope dlb has a sympathetic judge. Link to comment
:dlb Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 granted, he even gives me a job I wish my sis in law would get another job for a few months longer before baby due in november. Link to comment
underwhere Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Granted. dlb's sis in law gets another job for a few months. Unfortunately, the additional workload and stress causes a miscarriage. I wish that i could say without it being censored. Link to comment
:dlb Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 you can, open your mouth and say it, and get slapped. I wish for my brother from Tuscon to move back. Link to comment
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