Corrupt-a-wish

[BabyJune]

Granted: But I'm the driver. Remember that I drive a 1972 Volkswagen with a top speed of about 71 miles per hour.

I wish the automobile engineers would come to me for advice before they build any more new cars.

[underwhere]

Granted. They come to BabyJune for advice before building any more new cars. Unfortunately, BabyJune's suggestions make cars even worse than they are now.

I wish to break the world record (on the planet earth) for high jump.

[Yvhuce]

You break the world record. However, you fail the steroid test afterward and they revoke your status as record holder.

I wish they'd replace athletes with robots and make them try to destroy eachother while trying to play the sports they're replacing the athletes for.

[Guest Baby Tiana]

Granted, but things get out of hand and now the robots are chasing after the human crowd, trying to skin them like the animals they are!

I wish I get my packages in the mail tomorrow...or at least by thursday!!

[underwhere]

Granted. Unfortunately, that leaves fewer millionaires to play professional sports for a living, which means fewer tax dollars get collected, which means fewer employees are working for countries, states, cities, and towns, and as a result, a world economic depression which lasts for a million years begins.

I wish dinosaurs ruled the earth again, instead of stupid humans.

[freswith]

Granted. Dinosaurs rule the earth and farm humans as a food resource.

I hope underwhere is well-fleshed and is put to stud rather than sent to slaughter.

[:dlb]

granted, but he produces offspring better than himself and they end up eating him anyway.

I wish for mercy ftom the dino-rulers.

[underwhere]

Granted. You receive mercy from the dino-rulers. However, everything else is completely destroyed, so you live a destitute life.

I wish that all children in foster homes find wonderfully loving families.

[freswith]

Granted. You get issued with one "Damien", a small boy who is possessed by the devil, and he turns you into a penguin.

I hope underwhere likes fish.

[underwhere]

Granted. I like fish, but I like it so much that I purchase way too much of it to eat for myself. I send the rest to freswith, and it has long since spoiled before it arrives.

I hope freswith knows how to clean up rotten fish.

[freswith]

Granted. Freswith has experience of working with politicians.

I wish the local vampires would behave more responsibly.

[:dlb]

granted but now the werewolves are worse.

I wish for miracle medicine to regrow lost limbs.

[insanewiener]

FReswith already has it thats how he gets his frog legs back

I wish for more beer

[underwhere]

Granted. You can have as much beer as you want. In fact, that is all you will get to drink ever again.

I wish that terrorism never existed.

[freswith]

Granted. Tax authorites and governments also cease to exist as a result. Everyone lives happily ever after.

I just wish there was someone to pay the firemen.

[underwhere]

Granted. freswith has been appointed to pay the firemen, and also the police. All of them give freswith a sincere thank you by having a lunch of primarily frog legs.

I hope the food tastes good.

[:dlb]

granted it did taste good, i tried em for first time last night.. now i vwant MORE..

Once again i wish that my bro will bring a caramel frappe home when returns from walmart.

[FinalGrin]

Granted but he is going to drink it himself while you sip on the prune smoothie he got you

I wish I was a martial arts master

[BabyJune]

Granted: You are Kung-Fu Panda, but your voice sounds like Jack Black.

I wish I understood infantilism completely.

[underwhere]

Granted: you understand infantalism completely. Because of that understanding, you now want absolutely nothing to do with it ever again.

I wish BabyJune becomes incontinent, so the understanding of infantalism would become irrelevent anyway.

[:dlb]

granted now you gotta pay for her supplies.

I wish for a bigger room.

[underwhere]

Granted. You get a bigger room, but the room is so enormous that you get lost inside, and are never able to find your way out again.

I wish that dlb has a compass so dlb might be able to find his way out anyway.

[PeytonJ]

Granted dlb finds his way out, but the door he opens leads to an unfinished porch and he falls out of the second floor with a big SPLAT

I wish my hair didn't grow so fast!

[underwhere]

Granted. Your hair doesn't grow at all. In fact, it falls out completely, all of it.

I wish I could ride atop an elephant.

[lilJester]

Granted You get to ride atop an elephant.... but sadly its a horny elephant and its mating season so this happens click me!

I wish for a newer car that has no issues to it.