Corrupt-a-wish

[Teenbaby96]

Granted, there is a lay out of alphabet blocks that spells train mystically appear in front of you

I wish for some ice-cream, wait I already had that just now, oh well wish away

[:dlb]

granted, but it's already melted.

I wish for a rideable toy train.

[Teenbaby96]

Granted, it breaks down when you sat on it

I wish you all a merry Christmas

[underwhere]

Wish not granted. I am Jewish so I did not celebrate Chistmas. Nonetheless, I do wish Santa was real.

[Lanthey]

Granted Santa is real, BUT your roof is now covered in reindeer poop.

I wish that reindeer poop didn't smell so bad.......

[freswith]

Granted! One application of Freswith's Patent Reindeer Poop Deodouriser will guarantee to remove all the smell from your unfortunate accident.

I just hope you can afford the £100 it costs

[:dlb]

granted i can afford it cause i'm american and i use dollars lol.

i wish my friend from chicago could visit.

[Lanthey]

Granted he comes to visit but you are out of town.....

I wish for pie

[underwhere]

Granted, and my aim is true: You just got a pie in your face. It was blueberry pie, and what did not land in your mouth (which was most of it) landed on your clothing, staining the clothes terribly.

I wish for frogs and toads to finally live at peace with each other, happily ever after.

[freswith]

Granted. As long as the toads don't move in next door to me!

I wish for the return of spring and the mating season.

[Teenbaby96]

Granted, a sexy frog appears in front of you (its spring and mating season but only for frogs)

I wish freswith would just get a room to do his "THING"

[freswith]

Granted. I get a room and do my thing. Unfortunately my "thing " involves boiling teenbaby.

I hope teenbaby enjoys a really hot bath.

[:dlb]

granted, but he likes fried frog legs too.

I wish for a train ticket so my lady-friend could visit.

[underwhere]

Granted: here is your train ticket. Unfortunately, all rail worker just went out on strike, and the ticket is useless without an operating train.

I wish that people who are schizophrenic only hear positive voices.

[acemanner]

Granted. The schizo's hear all positive voices. but these voices were positive ideals of such famous peoples as Hideki Tojo, Joseph Stalin, Adolph Hitler, and my personal favorite lloyd C. Blankfein. Not only does this encourage them to cleanse the world of all undesirables, it gives them an insanely dedicated armed force, massive numbers, and Advanced technology. also, they all become obscenely rich and dabble constantly in global assholery. Within 2 months every living thing on the planet is dead and the planet is no longer inhabitable. good job.

I wish to volunteer for the upgrade program.

[freswith]

Granted you do the course, and impress the examiners so much that you get a fine new job as the Chief Village Idiot for the whole of Saginaw. You would have got the Detroit job if only you hadn't turned up for the interview.

I wish Acemanner would get a less irritating video for his signature.

[Yvhuce]

Granted, however, your browser glitches and makes it so that you keep seeing the annoying one.

I wish there was no winter.

[:dlb]

granted, the world falls into a thousand year ice age.

I wish for 1 hour in a diaper.. sigh

[Yvhuce]

Granted, but it's only technically a diaper and is terribly uncomfortable.

I wish there was no such thing as cold weather.

[acemanner]

granted. sun supernovas.

I wish i had a better wish

[Teenbaby96]

granted, you thinked of a wish but then you hit your head on the wall and forgot about it

I wish you all a happy new year

[BabyJune]

GRANTED: A new law has just been passed that everyone must wear diapers...and use them.

I wish it didn't cost me $32 to drive my car for 4 days. DAMN!!!

[Teenbaby96]

Granted, it cost much much more cause oil prices just went up

I wish the only school there is was play school

[Lanthey]

Granted all schools are play schools but YOU'RE in charge..... Welcome to the world of paper work, policies, red tape and hoop jumping!!

I wish you luck (You'll need it)

[freswith]

Granted. Teenbaby has luck. The Army conscripts him and posts him to a suicide battalion in Afghanistan. (So much safer than running a play school!)

I hope Lanthey manages to jump her hoops, or she will be joining Teenbaby