Corrupt-a-wish

[Baby Johnny]

Granted. They are decide to punish you for their problems in the past and he drives the bulldozer into your house killing you.

I wish that we could all life together playing nicely.

[crys_138]

Granted... problem is, there will always be people who want to "nicely" punch others in the face.

I wish I was a four year old girl in real life, but that I kept my knowledge and intelligence.

[Alice-chan]

Granted but know you have to go to school in diapers cause your parents thought you were too smart to stay at home and do nothing.

I wish I had a Zanpakto.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[crys_138]

Granted, but using it is lethal. To you, that is.

I wish I had something else to listen to.

[Alice-chan]

Granted but its a William Hung CD.

I wish I could catch a Salamence.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[crys_138]

Granted, but it's glitched, and the second you catch it, you lose your game data.

I wish the Eevee evolutions were better.

[Alice-chan]

Granted but they need to be level 99 to evolve and have to have eaten 13 Iron, carbos, and HP ups and have never died.

I wish I could perform magic.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[crys_138]

Granted, but you can only perform Blue Magic... and there's nothing for you to learn it from.

I wish more people used Linux.

[Alice-chan]

Granted but too many people use it and mac becomes the new linux.

I wish I had Quincy cross. (Sue me bleach is on)

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[Juliabam]

Granted but too many people use it and mac becomes the new linux.

I wish I had Quincy cross. (Sue me bleach is on)

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

Granted you have Quincy cross.. but you also have herpes on your lips, cataract, scoliosis and a very violent and jealous spouse who will beat you up and down if you just as much as think of looking at anybody else!

I wish pee ple would be more carefull with their wishes, it hurts to see all these nice pee ple be hit by all this bad stuff!

[freswith]

Granted. People are very careful with their wishes, and get lawyers to compose them so there are almost no weaknesses, and the game dies through lack of interest.

I wish that the shortest day will pass and we will see the return of daylight.

[Baby Johnny]

Granted, the day passes so quickly you missed it and daylight became too much as the sun supernovas.

I wish we manage to get off the planet before the sun consumes it.

[Juliabam]

Granted, the day passes so quickly you missed it and daylight became too much as the sun supernovas.

I wish we manage to get off the planet before the sun consumes it.

Granted, we manage to build enterpriseIV right before the earth is consumed, but we have too much overweight to be able to take off, so we have to leave BJ back on earth.

I wish that BJ will be covered in tefal and that stuff they use on the underside of the spaceshuttles.

[freswith]

Granted, BJ is covered in Polytetraflourethylene and ceramic tiling, but becomes the exhibit of the year at the Guggenheim as a result, and is purchased by Paris Hilton for use as a draught-excluder.

I wish Julia would let us see the sweet kind lady that really lurks below the Gorgonic exterior.

"Like a Gorgon, but without the attendant myth!".... Oscar Wilde on Henry Clay Pierce's daughter Pearl

[:dlb]

Granted, she tastes like sugar.

I wish my bro could find me a good present without me telling him what.

[Juliabam]

Granted, she tastes like sugar.

I wish my bro could find me a good present without me telling him what.

Granted he finds you a nice pair of concrete feet instead of the feet of snow you already have. Unfortunately they're too heavy for you to lift so you will be stuck where you are.

I hope dlb will gain enough strength to be able to move on his nice concrete feet!

[freswith]

Granted. He fits wheels under them and skates along.

I wish the washing-up would do itself.

[Juliabam]

Granted, but you never see it.

I wish for my last wish to be achieved.

Granted, your last wish was achieved by freswith, and you just stand there watching, and wishing you were him!

I wish abrera and freswith will swap bodies for a moment so abrera can achieve his wish!

[:dlb]

Granted, but Freswith mistakenly swaps with George Bush.

I wish for Blagojevich to be impeached soon.

[crys_138]

Granted, but the guy who takes over makes Nixon look like a Boy Scout.

I wish for snow.

[Alice-chan]

Granted, but the snow melts in less than an hour.

I wish I had a pet ferret.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[crys_138]

Granted, but then you have to give it back to the kindergarten class it was stolen from, or else you will be terminated...

I wish for more alcohol.

[Alice-chan]

Granted, but its rubbing alcohol.

I wish I could breathe fire

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[crys_138]

Granted, but seeing as you're not immune to your own flames, your head goes up like a matchstick the first time you try it.

I wish new music didn't suck.

[Alice-chan]

Granted, but now everyone starts liking the same thing and the world starts becomeing a cult centered around the same song for the rest of eternity.

I wish I owned a night club

The Angel of Hope,

Alice