PamperBoy

Besides Wetvinl, everyone else only had a problem with a small handfull of things from a large list, so I guess that makes them "Sad Americans" too

People who chew with their mouth open (especially if it's gum). When I ask someone a question, and they don't answer me... and I know they heard me! Being interrupted by someone else while I am talking. People who hang up on me while I am talking to them (some of my co-workers do that, it is so disrespectful). The idiots in my neighborhood who think everyone likes gangsta rap, so they play it so loud on their stereo that we can hear it half way down the street.

I'm that way with several of my favorite movies (Star Wars Episode IV, Excalibur, Conan the Barbarian) I can, if my voice holds out, quote the entire movie.

I just want my wife to try wearing diapers all day.

Yet, I didn't.... your problem is....?

Hey TopGuy, I like your avatar. Where did you get it from?

My favorite is the one titled, "The Howling Man" A traveler seeking refuge from a storm comes upon a bizarre hermitage of monks, who have imprisoned a man who begs for his help. When he confronts the head monk, he is told that the man is the devil, and the traveler must decide who to believe.

What's your favorite movie, and can you provide a quote from it? My favorite movie is "Mister Roberts" Quote: "Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard! Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight?"

I've never written to Santa, but I send e-mails to God all the time. His email address is God@heaven.com If there was one thing about your life that you could go back in time and change, what would it be?

Wear what you want to wear! If she runs away in disgust, then she was not the one for you, and it wasn't meant to be. If she's cooll about it and accepts your need to wear diapers then you'll be all the more happy in your new relationship.

I prefer to use natural laxatives. Nuts (almonds, peanuts, etc.) always do the trick with me. If you really want to do the trick, go to the store and get a bag of shredded coconut and chow down! It's guaranteed to give you a diaper filled with massive amounts of mushy hapiness.

Also, drinking gatorade before bedtime makes me pee like a firehose! Sometimes I'll get up at least 6 times during the night to pee if I drink a large cup of gatorade before bedtime. Kool-Aide Koolburst lime drinks make me have to pee every 15 or 20 minutes

I've always wanted to wear diapers... from my earliest memories. I was never punished with forced diapering, or made to wear diapers for wetting the bed or messing my pants. I guess I was born this way.

Drinking alcohol gives me diarrhea.

I wear those CVS diaper. They are great! They're as close to a babies diaper in an adult product that I've ever seen.

Has anybody heard of Therion? If so, what do you think of them?

My other pet peeve is wasting food. My wife is very bad at this, Last month she made a pot of stew, about a gallon; she ate one bowl of stew and threw the rest away 3 days later. She always does that! It's just the two of us here and she makes enough food to feed ten people!

I didn't write it (although I did contribute a few things to there), but I got it off the internet and thought it would be interresting to post, see what kind of feedback I got here Yeah, keep telling yourself that and some day you'll wake up in a world with padded walls, but it will be your own little world where you create your own reality... have fun.

sorry... favorite TV show is "The Twilight Zone" Have you ever betrayed a friend?

I have two questions for Cindy Sheehan and the "peace through appeasement" people who want us out of Iraq, Afghanistan and the Middle East before the job is done. #1: Do you actually think the terrorists and insurgents will disarm, disband and go back to their homes if we totally and completely withdraw from the Middle East, shut down Guantanamo Bay and set all the prisoners free? #2: Do you think that, if we quit the war, the terrorists and insurgents will do likewise? If your answer to those questions is yes, stop reading now, because you obviously have no grasp on reality, and it would be a waste of your time to read any further. You probably believe that the world is a fair place where everybodys basically honest and truthful and that the Moon is made of green cheese and unicorns and magic fairies come out after midnight and dance under giant, enchanted mushrooms. The rest of you may read on. The President can do whatever it takes to end this war, but there will still be a war going on. They're not fighting us because were in Iraq and Afghanistan, that is not their primary goal. They're fighting us because they believe that we are infidels, and their religion commands them to wage war on all infidels ... and kill them, wherever they are to be found. Those who do all the criticizing forget that Islamic terrorists started this war, and if we throw down our guns and go home, that doesn't mean that they're going to do the same. They don't play fair and they don't play by the rules. How can we trust people, who believe that it's not a sin to lie to infidels? They have been attacking us at every opportunity since the 1970s. Living in such a world as we do, with the people who live in it, is akin to being the favorite target of the school bully. You never know what youre going to do or say that will set them off and provoke an attack. Sometimes, doing nothing will trigger an attack. Those who believe they can live peacefully in a world where terrorists, murderers, tyrants and despots roam free and unchecked, without fear of punishment, are fools, pure and simple. Making peace with terrorists is like making a deal with the devil: in the end, you're going to get burned. Plainly put, they hate us. They hate our beliefs, our way of life, our system of government, our culture, our prosperity and our affluence. They hate the freedom that American women enjoy. They hate us because we're allies of Israel, their sworn enemies. Everything about us is an affront to their religion, their culture and their core beliefs, that's why they call us infidels. They believe that it's Gods will that we should be exterminated from the Earth forever. The intensity of their hatred revealed itself on September 11, 2001 when they used 4 fully-fueled commercial airliners filled with innocent men, women and children as missiles. Had they hit the Twin Towers an hour later, the death toll could have exceeded 100,000! Remember the news footage from the Middle East on September 11, 2001? Remember the joy in their faces and the shouts of elation as they celebrated and danced in the streets? They have dedicated their very lives to the singular goal of destroying us. Nothing is off limits, nothing is untouchable: schools, churches, hospitals, pregnant mothers, babies, little old grannies, were all fair game. They will stop at nothing, including using their own women and children as suicide bombers. It doesn't matter if we do or do not declare war against terrorists and those who fund, arm, harbor and support them. Don't be so naive as to think that all of this didn't start until George W. Bush was elected President. Muslim terrorists have been waging open war against America and her allies for over 30 years! They will continue to attack us randomly and at every opportunity they get. It doesn't matter if we are in the Middle East or not, until we bring them to the point where they are no longer a threat to us, there will continue to be bombings, hijackings and other acts of terrorism. I will close with the wise words of British Prime Minister Tony Blair, who told a Labor Party conference, "They have no moral inhibition on the slaughter of the innocent. If they could have murdered, not 7,000 but 70,000, does anyone doubt they would have done so and rejoiced in it? There is no compromise possible with such people, no meeting of minds, no point of understanding with such evil. Just a choice: defeat it or be defeated by it. And defeat it we must!"

I am your worst nightmare. I am a bad American. I believe the money I earn belongs to me, not some bloated federal bureaucracy! I believe that welfare should be abolished. Charity is the responsibility of the church and the community, not the government. I believe that if you are an honest, law-abiding citizen, you should have the right to own a gun to protect your home & family from those who shouldn't have guns. Guns do not make you a killer, killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a car or a 2X4, but no one has tried to ban you from driving your car to the lumber yard. I believe that being a minority, a woman, or a homosexual does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of statistics. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Ebony Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Ivory Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. I believe that every American citizen should have the same power as the federal government when it comes to collecting money that is owed them. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I believe that being a student doesn’t give you any more enlightenment than driving a bus. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven’t begun to be enlightened. I believe that teachers and cops deserve more money than they’re paid to deal with the mouthy, rebellious kids that shoot at them every day. I believe everyone has a right to pray to their God(s) when and where they want to. My heroes are Ronald Reagan, John Wayne, Johnny Cash, and the brave men who captured Sadaam Hussein. I believe that anyone who prefers to live in a trailer home should have their head examined. I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor. I believe in the death penalty. I know wrestling is fake and I’m not going waste my time arguing about it. I believe global warming is a big lie. Where are all those scientists and environmentalist wackos, when I’m freezing my ass off during long winters while paying big to keep my family warm? I’ve never owned a slave, I never was a slave. I didn’t have to wander in the desert for 40 years after getting kicked out of Egypt. I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Spanish Inquisition and neither have you! So shut the Hell up already!!! I want to know exactly which church it is where the Rev. Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money and why he is always part of the problem and never part of the solution? Can I get an amen on that one? I believe that if your kid is acting up in school, they should get their foolish ass paddled. I believe that cops have every right to shoot you if you’re running from them. I also believe that they have the right to arrest you if you’re breaking the law, regardless of who you are. I believe that all draft dodgers and deserters should have their citizenship revoked and be expelled from the country. I believe that if you burn the American flag, you should see stars and wear stripes. Go to any other nation on Earth and try to burn their flag! If you’re lucky, they’ll only put you in prison. I believe that if you’re too stupid to know how to fill out a ballot, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next 4 years. And if you’re too stupid to fill out a ballot, then you’re also probably too stupid to be allowed to own a gun or drive a car. I hate those lazy bums who stand on the side of the road with their “Will work for food” signs. Most of them are just lazy drunks that only want your money to buy more booze and the suckers that give it to them should be kicked. I believe that if you don’t like this country, its culture, political and economical system, prosperity, affluence, and the principles of freedom and liberty established by its founding fathers, then you’re more than welcomed to get the hell out and never come back!!! It doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it just takes a mother and a father. I don’t care if you’re the first woman or minority to accomplish something that’s already been done by someone else. This is the 21st century, not 1970! You don't have anything to prove anymore! I believe that if you're going to live in this country, you should learn to speak English. If not, I hope you like washing cars and bussing tables for minimum wage, because that’s the only jobs you can hope for when all you know how to say is, “Me no speekee de Eengleesh!”. I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen you should have to learn English! I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can’t understand the word “freeze” or “stop” in English, see the above lines. And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?! We’re buying oil from people that hate us and use their oil profits to train terrorists to kill us. We need to re-open the pumping stations in Alaska and tell O.P.E.C. to go to Hell! I believe that people who abandon their newborn babies to die in ant-infested dumpsters or lock them in closets to starve to death in their own feces should be tied to a post and whipped to death in public. I hate people that cause unnecessary problems and harass others; not because you provoked them, or because they’re just doing their job, but simply because they can. These assholes are in dire need of a severe beating. I believe that the Arabs have the right idea when it comes to punishing criminals. Thieves loose their hands, rapists get castrated and murderers are beheaded. We need to take a few pages from that book. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! I believe that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it’s not hate, and it’s not a phobia; it’s an opinion. I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I engage in sexual activity with one of the subordinates in my office, it wouldn’t be a private matter or my personal business. I would be “fired” immediately! My father and grandfather shouldn’t have to die in vain on the battlefields of foreign countries so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is. I don’t believe that, just because you are from a foreign country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a liquor store, donut shop, nail salon, or any other business. We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open to their interpretations. I believe that Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that’s better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you. I believe that tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don’t pretend they are a political statement; and . . . please stay home until that new lip ring heals, I don’t want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me hamburgers and fries! I am sick of “Political Correctness” and of all the suck-ups that go along with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa, so how can they be “African-Americans?” Besides, Africa is a continent. I don’t go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else. And for all you cry-baby, sour-grape liberals... Bush won … Kerry lost … fair and square! Get over it already!!!

I'd say my biggest pet peeve is litterbugs. People who just throw their trash out onto the street while they are driving. The act of littering is an extremely lazy and ignorant thing to do. If I were a policeman, I would pull them over, write them a huge ticket and ther make them walk back and pick up their trash!

Quit my Job I would buy my wife, my mom and my brother new cars. I would pay off my mom's and brother's debts. I would buy my mom a house. I would start my own radio station and play the kind of music that I like, which is pretty much everything but Jazz and Gangsta Rap I would buy something with fins (58 Plymouth Fury, 57 Chevy Bel Aire, 59 Caddy Eldorado, etc). There's an old abandoned castle at a nearby lake here in Ft Worth that I would like to buy and restore it and live there. That's about it. I already have everything else that I need and want.

My wife likes it when I wear her panties.

I like Arch Enemy, Inflicted, Stormtroopers of Death, Mortification, Living Sacrifice, Richthoffen ... just to name a few.