Sorry to double post, but I was just listening to this song and had to post it. It is from Red Nose Day in 1997. It's by Tony Ferrino (who I assume is a Steve Coogan character) and Bjork.
Tony Ferrino (and Bjork or Kim Wilde) - "Short Term Affair"
F:
It's a short term affair
You are my children's au pair
But I just couldn't bear
F & B:
To keep my hands off you
B:
I was barely eighteen
What you did was obscene
But to me it felt clean
F & B:
What else was I to do?
F:
The memory still lingers
You cooking the kids fish fingers
And ironing
B:
Each morning you come down
In your paisley dressing gown
then you'd sing and this yearning started for a
short term affair
F:
No intention to stray
B:
I was caught in your snare
F:
But my wife was away
B:
You were so debonair
F:
So I thought "What the hey"
F & B:
I know I can't resist
F:
It was a short term affair
B:
You're the man, you're the boss
F:
When I found you right there
B:
Like the father I lost
F:
Cleaning our silverware
B:
So to hell with the cost
F & B:
Right then at once we kissed
B:
You took me to the kitchen
Your hands kind of started twitchin'
I felt so shy
F:
Nothing could stop what followed
But lucky for me you swallowed
Every lie
God alone knows why we had this
F & B:
short term affair
F & B:
It was a short term affair
Like a ripe camembert
There's a smell in the air
B:
I know it's all over now
F:
Try to be strong somehow
B:
I'll start a brand new life
F:
Please, please don't tell my wife
B:
I won't, I won't stop loving you
F:
Please! please don't tell my wife!
B:
Au revoir, ciao, auf wiedersehen
F:
We must never meet again
F & B:
Short term affair (B: ooh)
Short term affair (B: baby, baby)
Short term affair (F: ooh-we-ah)
Short term affair