diaperwerx

Off if it has an "off" button, standby if it has a "standby" button...it's a long story. okay here's an easy one...have you ever worn your girlfriend or boyfriend's underwear? Clean underwear!

Completely? No. I love the cliffisms! However I doubt I fit into that category it's been very seldom that i've needed to use latin. I can't believe that latin is not recognized by the spellchecker... schius dei (sheesh my god) [this is in jest. while it could be construed as pseudo latin the fore word has no complement with the supplicant.] ;-) Shiny object most girls overlook? You really want to know? The nose ring was an excellent guess but I'm thinking it's a little more down to earth like nail clippers... Shiny, overlooked, and needed by almost everyone...

My point is that if you are the person chosen to stand between two cylinders one with a million ft circumference and one with one million one hundred feet circumference you can know that there will be at LEAST 15ft clearance between the circles so you won't be squashed. Unless you move of course...

Believe - Savatage [ I should note that the person who wrote this song died after being hit by a drunk driver]

..."ma'am, we need a statement," said lieutenant Smith. Jarred awake and looking at the absurdity of the pillow....jamie....shies away from the officer. "Oh my god. My god....what are you telling me?" As she starts to explain...

Okay guys and gals. I did what I did on purpose. Why, would I purposefully confuse you? Because you confuse me...i.e dw and DW which one is diaperwerx and which one is DiaperedWitch? sd is square duck come on you guys know square duck, even though he's been somewhat absent lately he's been around the chat for years.... However I'll riddle you this: I am attractive and shiny but most girls will overlook me? What am I? [said in my best john carrey voice]

duck...and by that i mean someone has to go find and retrieve sd....

i love to ... words out .. sentences. The cool ... is that our .... can usually ... it out. Sorry I had to, yep it is annoying. -dw

...mophiliac hemophiliac. "We need to get some blood clotting agents into her stat!" As blood starts dripping on the floor our heroine passes out into the arms of...

Of course. The Leonid meteor shower did make it a challenge though... Have you ever had hiccups last more than a few minutes?

^ Thanksgiving. And possibly cooking a turkey. < Sleepy v What was the last meal you cooked?

Can you hear me now - Savatage

Yeah. That DW is a wily one. Last time I share my mustard, pickle, mayo, peanut butter sandwiches with you guys.... ;-)

Life Unchanged - JD Experiment

Dude. John Candy was awesome. -dw

What did I do? I was nowhere new the couch remember? Remember? Go ahead and test me, honestly I wouldn't do that!

^ And you told your brother didn't you??? You did. You suck!!!! LOL But to answer your question my summer was great I got to travel to places I've never seen before in Asia < Am feeling like all sisters are alike...ie. mean v If you have a brother or sister was it ever up to you to break the news of a deceased idol (easter bunny, tooth fairy, santa...etc) to a sibling?

console you, as she looks on affectionately towards the patient. "But, but, nurse what about the patient," you ask? "Well, it will take all of our

My knowledge of the future. What was the last time your friends dared you to do anything? What was it?

"A man's got to know his limitations" Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan circa 1973

Gary, wasn't implying anything by my previous response. It's a good question. I can vaguely remember talking about the peculiarities of pi in one of my math classes and this was mentioned. It's been far too long since I was even remotely tolerable at proofs and number theory. However here's how I broke this down: The distance between the circle circumferences' increase linearly as the circumference increases. Or try thinking of it this way: A circle of circumference 1,000,000 relates to a circle of 1,000,100 as a ratio of 1,000,000 / 1,000,100 or approx 0.999 right? A circle of circumference of 10000 relates to circle of 10100 as a ratio of 10000/10100 or approx. 0.9900 A circle of circumference of 1000 relates to circle of 1100 as a ratio of 1000/1100 or approx. 0.909 The ratio approaches but never exceeds 1. As the circumference increases so does the number of significant digits. Therefore the variance appears to stabilize at 15.xxx at values over three significant digits, ie distances greater than 10,000 units in circumference.

Actually higher brain function is not necessary, since my every single post that i made to this post was in an inebriated state, there is no higher brain function needed to wage war. In fact, the only problem with higher brain function is the aftermath. dw

I ended up in the wrong town. But I got out of the cab before I

A deep puncture wound to the neck. When you get injured what scares you the most...the injury? Or the people around you with their mouths open?

^ Don't you have exams to study for and papers to write? Sheesh. I need like a month...just one month to even get close to you. And that's if I'm trying ;-). Almost never, usually end up cooking something like stir-fry or curry chicken... < Getting ready to finish up work and head to bed. v What was the last meal you personally cooked and what did you cook?