[Just to let everyone know!]

we can finish with the woodchipper, infront of their families.

[Making friends]

12 hours ago, DailyDiapers said:

I never pull the "asked and answered" card as I figure each new person has something new to contribute to any conversation, and folks can't be expected to read a million plus posts to know everything that has been posted before.

And the only dumb question is "Who likes to act their age and wear underpants?" lol

i can think of many dumb questions:

if i ate buckshot, would i shoot my mouth off?

if i spilled iced coffee on my lap, did i frappe my pants?

if i steal linen from bed bath and beyond, would i be charged with taking a sheet?

[Just to let everyone know!]

7 minutes ago, DiaperboyEddie12 said:

@feralfreak I want to take a bat to their heads 

why not both? better than to their heads, do it to their hips and shoulders, then they cant fight as they go through the chipper, and get mulched to feed catfish.

this bat, a rabid one or something of a sporting variety? haha i know bad joke but what the hell, if i ever tell a good one the world will explode.

[Just to let everyone know!]

id love to get a woodchipper and put all scammers through it, feet first. vicious little shit, aint i?

[What would?]

1 hour ago, DiaperboyEddie12 said:

@feralfreak what is wrong with Pink?  It is just underwear who cares what the color is.  If the diaper fits put it on.  And if it is free put it on.

i just dont like the color

[What would?]

first id look for a label to see if they were intended for someone else, i dont want someone elses stuff, if no label i might open it up to see whats inside before i would even consider bringing it in, upon seeing clean diapers that would fit my ass, id say a prayer to thank God for the diapers and get rid of the pink, keep the rest.

[Is anyone on tumbler]

i have a tumblr but its not abdl, never has been, its about the state of this house, just to document what was done to try to make it liveable, not that there is any reason to, but what the hell, "this old money pit"

[Diapers in Heaven?]

15 minutes ago, Demon-hunter said:

See that's over thinking I believe. 

i do that a lot, but i also think that on a lot of things, people underthink things, and it leads to trouble

[any epipen users here?]

i think my main fear isnt for me as much as it is for my mom, she was freaking out when i blacked out, when i woke up i could hear yelling "HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!" trying to wake up a friend that is crashing here, i couldnt process her words but i could hear them. it took me a minute or 2 to understand anything, i didnt even feel like i lost any time. she has a bad heart, and the friend had to drive us both to the urgent care, mom had to take a shot of nitro before we even left the driveway, and another a few hours after we got home, and she use to be a registered nurse before her heart got too bad to work anymore. my figuring is, if i die, no big deal, i go on to Jesus, plus with it being from something that wouldnt be an act of suicide she would get 25k, that would pay off a lot of debt, then she could go stay with my sister in north carolina, where she would have a much nicer place to live than this place(not even any carpet, and we need repairs we cant afford), better hospitals that have got to take patient care more seriously than the local murder center, i just want her to not follow right after me.

[any epipen users here?]

anyone here have to carry around an epipen? last saturday i was using a weedeater and kicking some weeds ass with it, all of a sudden i got stung by 3 yellowjackets, i went inside and asked mom if we had any meat tenderizer, i was planning to make a paste of it with equal parts of tenderizer and hot water(heat activates the enzyme) to neutralize the protiens in the venom, well we didnt have any, not that it mattered, in minutes mom said i was nonresponsive and passed out, diaphoretic, mouth turning blue, she made me go to the urgent care(not the hospital, because, well, she wanted to make sure i would live, and the hospital, SOMC is flat out incompetent, they ignored her during a heart attack in favor of covids) where i was given an order for epipens, ive never had to use these things before, im curious what i have to look "forward" to, if i have to stick myself with these fucking things, and to make it worse, nevermind that my right paw was swollen as hell for 2 damn days, itchy as fuck, when i went to the pharmacy to get my damn pens, there was another yellowjacket at the window!! the lil fuckers are determined to make me miserable!!!

 

thank God my paw(one of the places i was stung) is almost back to normal

[Diapers in Heaven?]

2 hours ago, Demon-hunter said:

I can see diapers and fursuit in heaven. I mean why not

arent fursuits mainly associated with obscene things? i dont think there will be anything obscene in heaven, or that we would even want things like that up there.

[I went outside.]

shooting too close eh? in 2016 i was outside our house(before we had to run for our lives) giving the business verbally to one of the cats, and we lived in the woods, and a bullet came down and hit our car that was about 20 feet away, .40 caliber according to the sheriff deputy, just a little more of an angle, i would never have to worry about anything ever again, *SHAKES ANGRY FIST AT PHYSICS AND GEOMETRY*

[Softness Approved]

Quote

your diaper, fluffys bed

 

[Busted lol]

reminds me of national lampoons dirty movie, in a clip the mother played by cindy lauper comes in with a bag of adult stuff from her sons room "that KINKY LITTLE BASTARD! LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN HIS ROOM" she dumps it out and it has rubbers, a whip, and a dirty tape, she asks "what are we gonna do about it?" the father says "i dont know, but we shouldnt spank him", its a little johnny joke, so johnny looks dissapointed

[What qualifies as Incontinent? Am I?]

if you have to ask, you have answered your question.

[I am tired!]

1 hour ago, 2sail2 said:

You might be able to put out a fire with baby powder (isn't that what they use in some fire extenguishers?)!

 

you might be thinking of baking soda.

[I am tired!]

eat more beans and lay off the powder, she will beg for the powder smell again

[forget the doctor, is there a mason in the house?]

what im writing is a how to guide to very basic carpentry, not a book on masonry, but carpentry requires a foundation, which is usually masonry, so my book just touches on a bit of it, what i need is someone who can confirm the names of some of the foudation types, and verify that my information is correct. the book is just enough to be able to build a simple 1 story house(you could probably do a 2 story if you wanted to, but im keeping it basic, 1 story, gable roof, might touch on stairs, the rafters do get a bit detailed but there is a lot to learn about rafters)

[What would you spend money on?]

i dont spend money on diapers, mom gets them with points from humana

[who knows your fetish how did they react?]

1 hour ago, Toddler Pampers said:

I’m just like you, except she knows I use them.  She may think wetting them and worse is just to make the experience authentic.  That isn’t wrong, but overlooks that wearing is sexuoerotic.  She used to suck my pacifier during intercourse if I asked, but doesn’t anymore.  However, will still wear a nursing bra for sex if I ask, which is recent.  Honestly, her level of participation is perfect.

Years and years ago, the hope was to get her in diapers, too, which did happen a handful of times, including one night that she wore a diaper all night, but didn’t use it, and one time she tried wetting, a cloth diaper, pins and plastic pants.  I’m perfectly happy with her just knowing what I do, really loving her, not wanting to pressure her, and being still very turned on by a woman just knowing what I do.

*sneaks in to hide cameras*

[Incon. Doctor's Visit]

if you are having control issues, you need to wear something then wear it. do not cut back on fluids, my mom did when she fell and broke a rib, it made things rough on her, you have to stay hydrated.

[forget the doctor, is there a mason in the house?]

15 hours ago, vvp39 said:

A disclaimer in the intro or the acknowledgement section, "This is a work of fiction. Technical details may have been altered to fit the story line, or simply because of misinterpretation on my part." Something along that line, I'd think, would cover you.

you think my piece of shit book is a story, its a how to for VERY basic carpentry, for total retards written by a retard

[Budget Meals]

or just the beef ramen noodles, or just the hot dogs

[Budget Meals]

1 hour ago, ValentinesStuff said:

Buy some spices.

sometimes i doctor it up with green olives, some extra mozzerella cheese, otherwise i just pair with a little 50-60 cent bag of tater chips and be satisfied with it.

 

sometimes we use to make pinto or great northern beans in the crock pot(flavored with goya pork concentrate, but a pastor i listened to before he was "called home" suggested throwing a turkey leg in the beans), make a pan of cornbread in a cast iron skillet, good and cheap

[forget the doctor, is there a mason in the house?]

if my information is wrong and someone follows it, and it causes a problem, it would be my fault for not being accurate, i dont want that, or the lawsuit that could happen