Bonsai

Do you need to be a skull surgeon to understand what runs through somebody's head?

Spits out 144 nephews! Inserts 64 babysitters.

believes in zombies

desired

dlb approaches to kiss me , but when I understand what he wants to do I get so disgusted by the idea that for the trauma I remember all what happened. In my memories, I find that the one who plotted to get me arrested and then place me in the mind enhancing drug experiment was a woman going under the pseudonym "Princess of Wheels". I swithch into "Jason Bourne" mode and start hunting the misterious "Princess of Wheels". I hope that the mind enhancing drug experiment was effective enough to allow me to catch Juliabam.

Have you looked deep into your heart?

Spits out an empty can of cherry coke. Inserts a nest of red ants.

Wouldn't you automatically be expelled by "Peace" in the moment you start a fight, therefore making it less crowdend and more bearable?

Did not come to my funeral.

Could you "Imagine all the people living life in peace"?

hat

avoids all funerals except his own.

Machine ruminates for a while and then the former pitcher comes out smiling, dressed as maid, with a tray whith some glasses on it. "Here are the 12 straight wiskeys you ordered." Inserts ice cubes. [overlapped with dlb, sorry]

Is the Nation still "dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal"?

Under where?

Spits out dirty cloth diapers and a card saying "Laundry workers strike! Next time, use disponsables." Inserts citation for unauthorized strike.

In the night, the cruel witch of the day-after-Easter (also known as "Slim Fairie") makes a stop at your home and exchanges all your candies with coal, bicarbonate of soda and bulk fiber laxative . You can get as much as you want of that without gaining a gram. I wish "someone" could find time to spend with me instead of having to work even on Easter day.

Sings the national anthem while sitting on the toilet.

TTAAAA-DAAAA!!!

aleyxis has to drink 1 liter of prune juice and loses all his bathroom priviledges for the day for not giving us a wish to be corrupted . I wish there could be Pampers nappies in adult sizes on supermarket shelves, possibly in boy & girl versions .

How many square ducks portions do we have to order if I come with 2 friends and freswith comes with two friends (but one of freswith's friends is Square Duck)???

If it was getting complex before, now I really don't know where you are heading with this. Good reading, anyway.

I love how you build up this chapter: mess, Jess takes extra care of him, he gets the wrong idea out of it, does it "on purpose" and ends up with Shelby... The logical line out of it is delicious.

Often forgets to flush.

Granted, now in my dream the one who remains stuck without muscle control & with diaper rash is Underwhere I wish more happiness to those who now are in bad shape.