Kanji

I've got some numbers to good mental institutions for you, I suggest giving them a ring. No seriously, without getting transitive or psycho myself I'm going to have to say 'Yes you are a freak' and 'Yes we are all freaks.' Get over it.

Good then I won't have to pay for it. Still Daft Punk - Aerodynamic

I'm not paying for Child Care. Daft Punk - Aerodynamic

Oh I can clean the room... Just give me my lighter.

Alright, whenever you have a thoght consult the beer goggle mentality. While you're drunk that blonde girl might be hot and sultry, but when you wake up she's ugly and has a few more appendages than you would have liked. Same with Fantasy and Reality really. Moron.

I am the drama.

Interesting story I guess, just wondered why it was worth telling. Kids aren't all that cute, get a kitten.

No just myself.

Kings of Convenience - I'd Rather Dance With You

Incubus - Just A Phase

This is why I consider myself the evil baby.

Yea they're called: Sadistic Cows of Merriment. I guess. Its a pretty dumb name but they reach a pretty high volume, high enough to wake up sleeping people. Mwhaahahahahahahaha.

An actual interesting topic, hooray! Anyway: It all began on the planet Krypton... Wait, that was Superman, I get us confused sometimes, its probably the tights. I was born in the closest place to the sun that human beings can actually live and function as a society, Bakersfield California. At the time it was pretty much a hick town, not much going so not alot of people who understood the alternative lifestyles that I know of. I grew up pretty normal, the oldest of two at the time, my brother being a scant year behind me. We were each others source of entertainment for a long time as there weren't many kids in the neighborhood and my mother was a bit overzelous about keeping us safe. But as all kids do we grew old enough to have some semblance of sense and got to go outside and socialize with other children. Now of course I was a bedwetter through all of this which may be some of the source of my current disposition in the community, though at the time I didn't really care about that. I think what really got to me is when I met a kid who was normal outside of his house, but was treated in a very babyish manner when he was inside. Now don't get me wrong, we were like four or five, so it was completely non-sexual just him being geniuenly non potty trained and clingy to his old stuff. I didn't really think of it much at the time, but I think that was what planted the seed. Bakersfield still stayed the same even after I moved out, and I still consider it a hick town because I moved to San Francisco during my Junior High School years. This was about the time that a couple of things started happening, one I started to realize that I was empathyzing more with the girl caste of the school system, but unallowed to really hang out with them on the grounds that it would have been 'creepy.' And two I started to notice a carnal need to be taken care of, which lead in a whole bunch of different directions. At first I looked around D/s communities on the internet, while it was all basically porn at the time, I did find out enough to know about the Dominant, subserviant roles effectively. To this day I'm still looking for a Master or Mistress to actively collar me, but thats pretty beside the point. What happened while I was exploring was that I stumbled across a Master who had punished his sub by diapering her and leaving her bound for a whole day. This interested me to no end and I started to explore that, finding the diaper sites and realizing that I was indeed a TB at the time. This was back in the day when the only real sites around were [That site] and DPF, but I continued to search around. On a sidenote this is why I can't really be mad at the Fifteen some year olds for coming to these areas and chatting. Because at one time I was the same kind of person. If you old farts in the community want to be mad at them or me then feel free, but its bullshit for us 20 some year olds to feel that way just because we're scared of being called pedophiles. I'm not, and I'm comfortable enough to talk to people without having to approach them sexually, so bullocks to the rest of you.] Back on topic: The story actually doesn't end there, shortly thereafter I found out about sissies which also intrigued me. While I didn't really enjoy the idea of dressing up in pink frills and and smelling of perfume and cheap make up. Still something got to me and I realized that it was more about the idea of acting girlish that intrigued me, and soon after I found out about transgenderism. Thats about the extent of my beggining, alot of searching around the internet. I can't really identify the exact instance that caused me to be a baby subserviant, but I've got my guesses.

Oh it probably wasn't a good idea for me to contract that band for right this moment then.

Alright, little known fact but I actually live in the middle of the Earth with a colony of mole men. You see when I was a child my parents went to the park one day and accidently left me there, I was pretty okay with it and started digging in the sandbox. As it turns out, the sandbox was right over a moleman orphanage and I was taken in by a family that was looking for something 'unique.' Its pretty hard to see and speak their language, I'm made fun of alot, and they really hate when I turn on my computer cause its really bright.

Oh yea, Teen Titans is good when I'm in teh Baby Mode.

They Might Be Giants - Your Racist Friend *Gets Bobby Pregnant.* OMG How did that happen!

Indeed, thats partially where I get my visions of the future...

Didn't we have this thread a while back? OMG Its risen from the dead! Quick where's my zombie erradicating lighter? What? Out of fluid?! Fucking Christ, it is a horror movie!

Rush - Roll the Bones

I don't really watch that many cartoons anymore. Avatar the Last Airbender is good. Meh, thats about it.

Thought that one was just called 'Jenny.' At any rate: Toxicity - System of a Down

I watch it sometimes, I really am like DeeDee when I'm playing little girl. Destructive and smarter than she looks.

The Ramones - Blitzkreig Pop

Kanji! Get out of my Laboritory!