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Smurfie

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  1. I'm going to be 26 next month and I still "kind of" go trick or treating. My mom does foater care as a job and most of the kids are 5-10 years old, so I go door to door with them. Since I still like like i'm 16-17. Soometimes I get candy too. I was thinking about going as Dorathy from with Wizard of OZ or Bella from the Twilight series. *hides under a rock, waiting for the rotten tomatoes to be thrown her way.*
  2. ^Thinks that fairys live in bush's, so he spends all his time out in the yard looking for them. Poor fella.
  3. Smurfie

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    Put him in the closet with her and lock the door.
  4. Teeth are essential for chewing....
  5. Smurfie

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    Lick him in the eyeballs!
  6. ^Is deathly afraid of the oompa loompas on Willy Wanka
  7. Smurfie

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    Help him understand her ways...(dun dun duuuuun!)
  8. ^When he has a runny nose, he sticks his kittys tail up there to stop it from leaking.
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    Empty his brain of everything but loveing his mother in law.
  10. To save money on gas for mowing the lawn. She goes out there everyday and grazes on the grass.
  11. Come and get meeeeeeee!
  12. ^Has a fetish with licking the glue stuff off envelopes.
  13. ^Runs around in the yard at night, catching lightning bugs and eating them. He thinks if he eats enough of them, he'll become one of the Glow Friends.
  14. Smurfie

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    Rip his head off and kick it around. Watch out! He bites!
  15. Dancing the night away
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