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I told my girlfriend when i was back home recently. Well she was my ex at the time... Approximate Scenario: Here's a brief history: This girl is my best friend, we dated for a year in highschool, And I'm not just saying she's my best friend. She actually is, she's been my neighbor all my life. I love her with all my heart and I would do anything for her. After all these years of knowing me, she never knew that I secretly wore diapers or that my closet is full of mini safes packed with diapers. The one time she I almost thought I got caught was when I had changed out of one and my room still smelled of baby powder, and she came over 10 minutes after I got dressed in regular clothes. She walked into my room and after a couple minutes she was like "what smells so good?" I didn't know what she was talking about then she was like "It smells like baby powder." and my face got red and I was like "I have no idea what you're talking about but whatever, I don't smell anything I have a cold." Then I faked a sniffle. She came over to visit me cuz I was back from college for labor day, and we hung out for the weekend. When we chill at my house it usually consists of me laying on my bed watching tv, or playing guitar and her sitting on my computer on her facebook/myspace/aim etc. (sounds fun right? well we have fun!) Well she picked a hell of a day to miss the 'f' key and hit 'd' in my address bar, because I didn't clear my internet history from earlier that day (woops) Ugh, so I'm sitting there watching next on mtv on my bed when I hear "Uhh Matt, what the hell is [That site].com? dailydiapers.com? what the hell!" This is where I have a mini panic attack, and almost seriously die. I didn't think I could really lie my way out of this one, but I had to atleast try. me: "Remember when I sent sam(her little brother) an adult diaper a couple weeks ago?" (I usually sent my friends adult diapers from hdis to be funny and to make it seem like I just didn't get them. It was sort of my way to cover myself up haha.) her: "What? why would you have to go to a story site...oh my god" me: "Well I don't honestly remember the link to the free sample site by heart, I had to go through a couple sites to get there." (Which is sort of true cuz [That site] has it on his link page.) I then preceeded to show her it on the link page. her: "Matt, I mean I'd probably believe you if you didn't bring diapers up do much. You bring up diapers all the time, like when Max pissed his pants at my party and passed out then you joked with me that we should put a diaper on him." me: "HOW DOES THAT MEAN I LIKE THEM!" her: "haha well I don't know. I'm just playing with you jeez don't get so mad." Ok I think she sorta believed me at this point, but not really. She just didn't feel like arguing. Which is weird cuz girls love to argue... Well now that she sort of scared me out of my skin, and I knew how this would be her reaction if I ever told. I told her, I told her everything. She could not keep a straight face the whole time, she was laughing at me for a good 10 minutes. She kept saying the same 2 things "are you serious!?" "I KNEW IT!" continued by infinite laughs. I calmed her down, then she just started to talk to me again, occasionally laughing a little bit. It was such a killer to my nerves, my heart was pumping insanely like a drum. I told her she could never tell anyone or I'd never ever talk to her again, kill her first born etc. She said as long as I didn't ask her to put a diaper on me or anything, she doesn't care. Ok but now, she brings it up every day on the phone, she makes fun of me all the time! Or like when we went to the store to pick up sandwich trays for her mom's labor day party, I went off to grab some chips while she was in the liquor aisle with the cart. I come back and there's a package of huggies in the cart. me: "what the heck!!!" her: "What? What Matt what?" me: "You're effin hilarious, and you got the wrong size anyways!" (we didn't buy them btw) I don't think I've ever seen her laugh so much in my life. Ok then like after this, we get into her car and we're driving by a daycare and she thinks it'd be the funniest thing if she pulled in. me: "I hate you so much" her: "you better go to school" This brings her more laughter. She pulls around and to the exit, there's a huge line of traffic and we need to take a left me: "hahahaha that's what you get!" her: "you just had to tell me your secrets!" me "traffic is my fault eh?" her: "yes." me: "you love me" her: "if I didn't love you, I would have left your house the other night when you told me." Ok I don't know if it's a good thing that I told her, cuz she constantly rips on me. She leaves me comments on myspace with pictures of diapers and pacifiers. I had to set my comments to be approved now! She seems to be having a good time with it. As long as she doesn't tell anyone I don't care. So I guess like telling her wasn't that bad. I wouldn't exactly go out and tell anyone else though. It just seems weird that now someone outside of the internet knows my secret. This all happened over Labor Day weekend. We're going out again and she's going to school about an hour and a half from me now. I actually think she sorta feels closer to me now. Now that she knows something no one else does, and that I told her myself(sorta). Like just getting off the phone with her, she'll talk a fricken air off. I had to set up my nights and weekends to start at 6 instead of 7, and I had to spring for unlimited text messages cuz she likes when I send her texts every morning for her to wake up to. I was quite surprised, we talked for 2 and a half hours and she didn't bring diapers up until the end of the conversation. She ended the conversation with "Hey Matt, have a goodnight....and a dry morning" proceeded by laughter. haha I don't mind that she makes fun of me for it, I just don't want her to like slip in front of my parents or any of our friends.

Ok to answer the original posters question. Get Pampers, they are bigger. I actually just bought my first bag of huggies ever and it was the biggest waste of money ever. I mean I just use them as "filler" diapers anyways so I don't care, but pampers can actually fit around my waist. And yay about size 7 pampers, I totally fit into pull ups.

Dude, I used to steal the fuck out of diapers when I would go to the pediatrician back when I was a teenager.

I used to go by the AKA name "Ryan Frostermill" But then I told my girlfriend everything so I don't need to hide my name anymore, just hers. P.s. She makes fun of me all the time, but she still loves me. It's all good.