I Was Just Thinking

[Juliabam]

If you found a giant mega kingsize ugly toad, and you decided to kill it and use the skin to make some kind of jacket... Would it then sound too strange if you choose to call it a frock?

By the way, look at this ..

that is some F'ing ugly mommy with a seriously bad skin condition

[freswith]

A relatively painless way to give birth. Could you do better, Julia?

Of course, it is not certain that this was the mother toad, it might just have been the father. Toads are like that, very confused.

[Juliabam]

if a group of native americans stacked a thousand frogs on top of eachother and started to dance around it. Would it theb be ok to call it a toad'em pole ?

[freswith]

Poor Julia. Toadally obsessed.

[Juliabam]

Heard a female toad the other day sing her song "I Am-Phoebe-ann" for the males round her lillypad stage..

[freswith]

Ranidly going out of her mind

[freswith]

Her mother was frightened by a bayonet-frog.

[Juliabam]

Frogs and toads were also employed during World War 2....Rosie the ribbetter was one of many

This is all your fault Julia, see what you started??

qwack

They're still used widespread as cus-toad-ians

[freswith]

Don't froget...

Julia started this piece as "I was just thinking". Let us not discourage her; it was plainly her first time at trying "thinking" and she did it quite well. Carry on Julia!

[Bettypooh]

I don't like driving in heavy frog because you might crash and have to get your car toad home

[Baby Bethany]

I want to know why Julia is surfing UTube looking at frogs. I thought bats were your fetish Julia?

All joking aside, I used to know a girl that had a bit of a Batman fetish. Serious, I used to have a copy of the Batman mask used by Michael Keaton in the first movie. Everytime this girl came around to my parents house we would be in my bedroom, you know just listening to music and talking, and she would sit there talking and playing with the pointy ears on the mask.

[Baby Bethany]

Yeah, just the ears!! She wasn't bothered about the old 60s Batman with the little ears, she liked the really long pointy ones. Back then I used to buy a comic called Legends of the Dark Night, and I used to have a whole stack of them in my bedroom. She sometimes even sat there flicking through those, she couldn't give a damn about comics but liked the drawings of these long ears.

I know it sounds like a joke, but it's all true!!

Beth

[freswith]

So when did you have the ear-extending operation then?

[Baby Bethany]

So when did you have the ear-extending operation then?

Hehe!!

Nah, it wasn't really that kind of relationship, she was just a friend. When I said she had a fetish, I didn't mean it was a sexual one (that's just you and Abrera jumping to conclusions with your dirty minds). Then again, maybe it was a sexual fetish lol.

Beth

[Juliabam]

So... I wanted to create a natural phenomenon all humans would enjoy, and send all toads and frogs on a spaceship to the sun. The though was, that when they hit the sun, they would all crawl out and bit by bit cover the entire sun until it was all black. Pee ple would love this organic toadal eclipse

[Baby Bethany]

Julia,

You are a natural phenomenon that all humans would enjoy. If only you could stop thinking about covering the sun in amphibians.

Beth

[freswith]

If I change my avatar, she's cooked!

[Juliabam]

Shooting frogs into the sun would help feed hungry people around the planet as well.....lots of toasty frog legs to eat!

qwack

I guess you meant toaDsty...

Reminds me to test if my toadster at home can be done for other things than burning bread

[freswith]

Make sure you don;t burn out the electoads

[underwhere]

Okay, frog you! Frog you all!

This whole thread is toadally silly.

If a frog falls out of tree, and no toad is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

[Juliabam]

What would a frog say if it were hit by a car ?

SPLAT!!!

[Baby Bethany]

What's the last thing that goes through a frogs mind as the car hits it?

It's arse!!

[freswith]

Oh! we're witty toaday! Even recycling old Kenny Everett jokes!

[Juliabam]

Maybe we should froget this whole threat, we have toad wayyyy to many jokes

qwack

Noooooo we can as well rip it all the way, toads have no feelings anyways, they're nothing but froggin lizzards

[freswith]

I think she ought to be Kermitted to the asylum - at Frogmore.