The Vending Machine Game

[diapered-fox]

Okay everyone, I decided to do an old forum game I learned awhile back...

This game is easy, all you have to do is put something into the vending machine (anything really, just have fun with it!). Then the next person to post will tell you what you get then they will insert something else into the machine. It can be as random as you want it. Its a game, have fun with it!

Here we have example:

Poster 1:

You get a sock.

*inserts laptop*

Person 2:

you get computer.

*inserts milk*

and it continues like that...

I'll start things then.

*inserts empty soda can*

[babykeiff]

You get a soiled diaper

*insert a bag of rubbish*

[Bettypooh]

Gets a bottle of Root Beer

*inserts bottle cap from root beer*

Bettypooh

[Juliabam]

aaaand then you get nothing because bottle caps are worthless, you stomp the machine, and inserts it into a car cubing machine...

[babykeiff]

- ok, insert machine into a car cubing machine

- output - a car

[Alice-chan]

-puts the car into the car cubing machine.

-gets back the vending machine.

[Bettypooh]

* Inserts the vending machine into a vending machine*

and gets two small vending machines (albeit 9 months later)

Bettypooh

[acemanner]

*inserts 6.23$ all in pennies*

[freswith]

Gets a clip round the ear from the mechanic who has to clear the jammed cashbox....

Inserts a vote...gets Gordon Brown.

(Kicks the machine)

[Juliabam]

Gets a clip round the ear from the mechanic who has to clear the jammed cashbox....

Inserts a vote...gets Gordon Brown.

(Kicks the machine)

Inserts Freswith gets gordon brown again..hmm this machine is broken... Please insert machine into car cubing machine again...

[babykeiff]

Inserts correct change for a choclate bar....

gets a frog!!!

- Agrees with Juliabam.. this machine needs a serious overhaul.

[freswith]

Insert Gordon Brown and my pension..... Get nothing.

Machine definitely broken. Calls mechanic.

[Alice-chan]

Mechanic gets there, Inserts a wrench to try and fix the machine. Fails. Ends up throwing the wrench at the machine, Breaking the glass. Walks away.

[Bettypooh]

Sees a round piece of broken glass and inserts that.

*gets a Maggie Thatcher plushie*

(and wonders what to do with it!)

Bettypooh

[freswith]

Maggie Thatcher plushie takes over the toy cupboard, puts all other toys to work, handbags the mice, and serves up your pet rabbit for lunch.

Put Maggie Plushie back into vending machine, which promptly throws itself into the car crusher and comes out as Japanese car.

[BabyJune]

Insert a Japanese car and get a TOY-AUTO (No insult intended; they're good cars!)

[babykeiff]

Inserts a 'TOY_AUTO' and gets a light blue VW Beetle

[Bettypooh]

Inserts a light blue VW Beetle

* gets a Dune Buggy w/ Flower stickers all over it*

(along with a hippie asking "spare change?")

Bettypooh

[freswith]

Inserts a hippy. Gets back George W Bush

[Juliabam]

Inserts a hippy. Gets back George W Bush

Inserts George W Bush and gets an ugly toad..

Heeeyyy I thought we were meant to get something different from what we put into it..

this machine definately is broken, please kick it for me...

[underwhere]

inserts ugly toad. Nothing comes out. kicks machine. Still nothing comes out. Kicks machine again, out comes Juliabam's wheelchair. Where the heck did that come from?

[Bettypooh]

Can't get Juliabam and/or her wheelchair into the slot So............

*inserts bit of dried mud from wheelchair wheel*

Gets 3 gold plated diaper pins

Bettypooh

[diapered-fox]

You get an bottle filled with milk!!!

*inserts the letter "Q"*

[babykeiff]

Inserts "bottle of milk"

Gets Julibam - sans wheelchair

[freswith]

Inserts two bricks - gets a very angry camel.